The Adventures of a Noob! [Interactive]

[Sk8rGameFreak]

You are a teenage boy at the iPad showing.

Your inventory consists of :
-Pocket knife
-Matches
-BlocktendoBS

Your name is Jason.



What do you do?

[Ad Bot]

[PowerDag]

Throw a Food item at the person upstage.

[PJ Boy]

Set your BlocktendoBS on fire with the matches and throw it onstage, then use the pocket knife to stab the nearest person, then change your name to Austin.

[PowerDag]

Set your BlocktendoBS on fire with the matches and throw it onstage, then use the pocket knife to stab the nearest person, then change your name to Austin.

Get out.

[Sk8rGameFreak]

use the pocket knife to stab the nearest person.

You throw your BlocktendoBS on stage after lighting it on fire. Then you stab the person sitting next to you in the face. You rob him after.

Inventory
-Pocket knife
-100 dollars
-Matches (2)

[Vulgus]

Cut open every seat and toss a match on one, then leave before it gets ugly

[PowerDag]

Ask someone else if you can borrow their phone, then order pizza with it. Stab the person after ordering the pizza.

Cut open every seat and toss a match on one, then leave before it gets ugly

This too.

[Sk8rGameFreak]

Ask someone else if you can borrow their phone, then order pizza with it. Stab the person after ordering the pizza.
This too.

You order the pizza after killing them. You keep nomming on the pizza at the front desk.

Inventory:
-91 dollars
-bloody pocket knife
-matches (2)

[No, FROHman Elite!]

Go out to buy a gun, and hold up a shop with it, the cashiers will be too dumb to realize it's not loaded.  Also gas to light up the 5-0 when they come.

[Kevdude]

Plant a 1x1 and spawn a mininuke

[Sk8rGameFreak]

Go out to buy a gun, and hold up a shop with it, the cashiers will be too dumb to realize it's not loaded.  Also gas to light up the 5-0 when they come.

You buy a gun. You also rob a store, taking all of the money afterwards.



Inventory:
-Matches (2)
-Bloody Pocketknife
-Gun
-500 dollars

[Sk8rGameFreak]

Oops.. Now the police are on to you!



Inventory:
-Matches (2)
-Bloody pocket knife
-500 dollars
-gun

[WANTED]

[Sk8rGameFreak]

You got away successfully.



Inventory:
-Matches (2)
-Bloody Pocket Knife
-Gun
-500 dollars

[bithead9]

Buy tons of ammo for your gun.

[?]

Buy a can of spraypaint and do some vandalism.
Spam.