Set your BlocktendoBS on fire with the matches and throw it onstage, then use the pocket knife to stab the nearest person, then change your name to Austin.
use the pocket knife to stab the nearest person.
Cut open every seat and toss a match on one, then leave before it gets ugly
Ask someone else if you can borrow their phone, then order pizza with it. Stab the person after ordering the pizza.This too.
Go out to buy a gun, and hold up a shop with it, the cashiers will be too dumb to realize it's not loaded. Also gas to light up the 5-0 when they come.