Author Topic: I'm such a bitch. =P  (Read 7739 times)

Today, I went to the shooting range with my step-dad, and fired a 9mm for the first time.
Now the only time I had ever fired any gun, was when I was 8. It was a stuffty 12guage, and I was shooting at a cup. Here, there were a lot of people around, and I was paranoid of just about everything.

He took a few shots, and told me I'm up next. I was nice and calm.... Until the gun was in my hands.... I trembled so much, I almost completely missed the target. After taking the first shot, I thought, "Why was I just pissing my pants?"

After that, he got out a 30-30 rifle, and had me shoot it. The bang made me crap my pants, and I held the gun wrong, and ended up bruising my shoulder.

I was embarrassed after he got out the .22, and said, "Here. Those other guns are for men. You shoot this."

 :cookieMonster:
"Those other guns are for men."

Please translate to English
I don't understand gunspeak

lol i dunno if i would admit all that to anyone. but ok

Please translate to English
I don't understand gunspeak
He shot big guns and was scared so his stepdad gave him a little gun and he was embarrassed

"Here. Those other guns are for men. You shoot this."

Ahaha owned.


Wait, what?
Pretty stupid. Guns are some sort of role model for you?

Wait, what?
Pretty stupid. Guns are some sort of role model for you?
If they were, I think I would have already fired many a long time ago.
To be honest, I got just as amused from it, as I would virtually shooting a gun.

After getting used to the 9mm, I felt like a badass.  :cookieMonster:

I shot a .22 once.


When I was six.

My first was a automatic pistol, called a 25 or something around that number.
I was scared, but due to it being tiny, recoil wasn't so bad.

pissing my pants
made me crap my pants
sounds like someone should wear a diaper next time they go shooting

this topic is now about bitches who like crispy bacon

this topic is now about bitches who like crispy bacon
How about... no?

I shot a gun in a gun saftey class. I am extremely against guns, but I think it would be useful for everyone to take a class like that. Just so you aren't stupid and end up killing your friends with an "empty" gun