Blonde Jokes

[Massacre]

Post your blonde jokes here :) ill start

A blonde walks into a store and says sir, can i buy this tv, the guy says we dont sell to blondes. so she dyes her hair brown and does the same thing again, he once again says we dont sell to blondes. she then dyed her hair red and did the same thing, he then once again said, we dont sell to blondes. She then said "how do you know im a blonde" he replied with "because thats not a tv, its a microwave."

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[DracoSoul]

your blonde jokes here :) ill start

A blonde walks into a store and says sir, can i buy this tv, the guy says we dont sell to blondes. so she dyes her hair brown and does the same thing again, he once again says we dont sell to blondes. she then dyed her hair red and did the same thing, he then once again said, we dont sell to blondes. She then said "how do you know im a blonde" he replied with "because thats not a tv, its a microwave."

[mrlolop]

So there was this blond girl. Turned out it was a guy. The end.

[ruiner369]

I don't get the tv/microwave part. tribal?

[veraza]

how herediticst or something like that.

edit- cant be tribal, can it?

[DracoSoul]

I don't get the tv/microwave part. tribal?

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[Thorax]

your blonde jokes here :) ill start

A blonde walks into a store and says sir, can i buy this tv, the guy says we dont sell to blondes. so she dyes her hair brown and does the same thing again, he once again says we dont sell to blondes. she then dyed her hair red and did the same thing, he then once again said, we dont sell to blondes. She then said "how do you know im a blonde" he replied with "because thats not a tv, its a microwave."

I see what you did there.

[Block Buster]

OP is trying to regain his reputation on forums after his last topic backfired.

[Warguy357]

OP is trying to regain his reputation on forums after his last topic backfired.

[MasterCookie]

your blonde jokes here :) ill start

A blonde walks into a store and says sir, can i buy this tv, the guy says we dont sell to blondes. so she dyes her hair brown and does the same thing again, he once again says we dont sell to blondes. she then dyed her hair red and did the same thing, he then once again said, we dont sell to blondes. She then said "how do you know im a blonde" he replied with "because thats not a tv, its a microwave."

[Thorax]

your blonde jokes here :) ill start

A blonde walks into a store and says sir, can i buy this tv, the guy says we dont sell to blondes. so she dyes her hair brown and does the same thing again, he once again says we dont sell to blondes. she then dyed her hair red and did the same thing, he then once again said, we dont sell to blondes. She then said "how do you know im a blonde" he replied with "because thats not a tv, its a microwave."

DracoSoul did it first.

[SeventhSandwich]

OP is trying to regain his reputation on forums after his last topic backfired.

[Block Buster]

This

[mrlolop]

your blonde jokes here :) ill start

a blonde walks into a store and says sir, can i buy this pennis, the guy says we dont sell to blondes. so she dyes her hair brown and does the same thing again, he once again says we dont sell to blondes. she then dyed her hair red and did the same thing, he then once again said, we dont sell to blondes. She then said "how do you know im a blonde" he replied with "ur plaz dipstuff"

[ruiner369]

This blonde girl was very pretty. Very pretty indeed. Nice to everyone, never turned one down. Perfect grades, awesome scores. But just couldn't get a date. She asked out many boys, no response, it was a friggen blonde one. She then wanted to die, but then, someone asked her out. It was her brother. He mistakened her for a pretty lady with blonde hair, which she had, then walked away in shame. 50 years later, some creepy old guy asked her out, then she said yes. Of course, by then she'd gone crazy, thinking about marrying this very hot and bright lightbulb. Before the blonde and the creep married, the creep died of cancer, and the blonde got shot by a raccoon with a P200 and a squirrel with an AK47 and a cat with a AR20 (Sniper). The end! I loved my story, very funnnnyyyy.


ololololool im so funny