Author Topic: Escapist  (Read 3146 times)

He doesn't have one. However, the key is tiny.

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Tiny Key x1

He doesn't have one. However, the key is tiny.

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Tiny Key x1

Okay now that the key is in his inventory make him gouge his left eye out, and use the eye on the manhole to open it up.

No way, that would hurt.

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Tiny Key x1

Fact: The keyhole on Capt. Obivous' chest is tiny, the tiny key should fit.

No way, that would hurt.

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Tiny Key x1

Fact: The keyhole on Capt. Obivous' chest is tiny, the tiny key should fit.


Good idea.

Take a poop on the chest first to make sure it doesn't have traps on it.


He does not have a butt, instead he pokes it with the big key. Obivously, there are no traps.


He does not have a butt, instead he pokes it with the big key. Obivously, there are no traps.

Then open the chest, beat off the top of it to open the manhole and escape.


Oh yes and get whatever is in the chest :P

Take the bigger key out of the chest, and use it to leave the current room.

He opens the chest and gets The Zero Divider! However, on one of its sides you read: '50% CHANCE OF DIVIDING BY ZERO'

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Zero Divider

At this rate you are going to get flamed for not doing what the people are wanting you to do.


He opens the chest and gets The Zero Divider! However, on one of its sides you read: '50% CHANCE OF DIVIDING BY ZERO'

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Zero Divider

P◊werTech™ revokes your use of their Zero Divider unless you have a Manipulation Weaponry Permit.