Good luck getting Badspot to change it. It's virtually impossible to get him to change a name that much...Or so I've heard...
You should clean out your ears then
He needs to use his ears to read, what?
You don't read with your eyes, the visual letters are translated into sounds and forwarded to your ears for decryption.
And if you're already stupid there's a chance he'll make up a name for you and an avatar to go with it
Congrats.
Just though you should know...