Johny is impatiently fidgeting his hands whilst staring at the clock. It is the final day of school, and 30 minutes are left of the day. Suddenly, the teacher, Ms. Carlson, announces, "Whoever can answer these questions correctly can leave class early."
Eagerly, Johny perks up ready for the first question. "Who said, 'I have a dream'?" asked Ms. Carlson.
Johny shot his hand up as quick as possible, but Mary got picked by the teacher. "Martin Luther King Jr." she said proudly.
Then the teacher asked, "Who said, 'A good compromise, a good piece of legislation, is like a good sentence; or a good piece of music. Everybody can recognize it.'?" she asked.
Little Johny paused, but his hand was in the air so quickly it hurt him. But unexpectedly, Katie was picked on by Ms. Carlson. "President Obama." she said in jest.
Little Johny grew so angry he said to himself, "Why won't these bitches keep quiet?!"
Ms. Carlson shockingly asks, "Who said that?!"
Little Johny eagerly replies, "Tiger Woods can I go now?"
