Near-Death Experience (OBE)

[Leftus]

my lungs collapsed due to large tumors

they pumped me full of so much sedative when I went into ER that my coma lasted 18  days
two years of my life destroyed by sitting in a hospital bed D:

You should be happy to be alive, and depending on your living conditions, missing two years of your live could be a good thing.

[Ad Bot]

[Squiggles]

I was like 5 and swimming in a lake and i was dragged under and almost drowned.

[Squiggles]

You should be happy to be alive, and depending on your living conditions, missing two years of your live could be a good thing.

Yah skel you missed a quarter of george W. Bush ruining america! :D Lucky...

Yes im a democrat...Live with it

[Sabbin]

I was walking towards my stairs and all of a sudden, this HUGE Kraken came out of
nowhere! I quickly grabbed my Pump Shotgun and blew its brains out!

Afterwards, a bunch of zombie animals randomly attacked me out of NOWHERE!



Real story: I was walking towards my stairs and fell down them. My cats came up to me on the floor and proceeded to rub up against me.

[oromis]

Yah skel you missed a quarter of george W. Bush ruining america! :D Lucky...

Yes im a democrat...Live with it

Presidential campaigns are 4 years each. He said he missed 2 years. 2/4 = a quarter? and also when did he state that he was in the bed during the bush span?

Anywho, this is probably not a neardeath experience, but i hit my head on the corner of a window sill.

[Hellriot]

My friend Corey threw a shrunken at my bedroom door just as I walked in. It stuck in the door, 4 inches away from my throat.

[Flying Ace]

I was walking towards my stairs and all of a sudden, this HUGE Kraken came out of
nowhere! I quickly grabbed my Pump Shotgun and blew its brains out!

LIES


















Everyone knows you take out a kraken with flaming arrows 

[skelolego229]

My friend Corey threw a shrunken at my bedroom door just as I walked in. It stuck in the door, 4 inches away from my throat.

shuriken?

[Madmitten]

Presidential campaigns are 4 years each. He said he missed 2 years. 2/4 = a quarter? and also when did he state that he was in the bed during the bush span?

Anywho, this is probably not a neardeath experience, but i hit my head on the corner of a window sill.

george ran 8 years
2/8 = 1/4 = one quarter

[Leftus]

My cats came up to me on the floor and proceeded to rub up against me.

Aww, so cute!

[skelolego229]

i'm 13
my cancer lasted from te start of age 5 to late 6

[Sandvich]

I nearly drown in a kiddy pool when I was 4
I nearly drown in a deep side of pool when I was 8
I nearly drown in deep side of water SAME PLACE FROM WHEN I WAS 8 when I was 10

Clearly I hate water.
Oh and I nearly choked to death on a sandwhich once, luckily I had my HANDY DANDY GLASS OF MILK, but I really was choking, couldnt breathe lol

[Tokthree]

I almost choked to death on Bacon, luckily my parent were in the room at the same time as me but it was still close.

Guess what I did afterwards?

Finished my bacon  

[MasterBlockMan]

I almost fell off a building once D:

[Madmitten]

I almost choked to death on fries.
I sprinted to my fridge to drink some of the water.