Near-Death Experience (OBE)

[Sandvich]

I almost choked to death

ZOMBIE!

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[phyco_man57]

i was in a car, when i was playing around with the handle...
the door opened and i fell out on the drive way and the tire was this far <================================> away from my head. D:

[Hellriot]

shuriken?

/facepalm
Firefox did that. =\

[Darkwarrior]

Damn crop circles. So hows it like being a ghost?

Yes

[Isjix]

I don't know any of mine..... and I hope I never get one. D:

[Oasis]

my lungs collapsed due to large tumors

they pumped me full of so much sedative when I went into ER that my coma lasted 18  days
two years of my life destroyed by sitting in a hospital bed D:

That's hilarious. Is that why you are so stupid and immature?

[Sebster 105]

I did actually fall into water and went unconscious for a short amount of time D:

[General Nick]

I almost got ran over by a stupid asian driver once while walking on a crosswalk. He was turning, of course he doesn't look and check for pedestrians.

[Agent C]

the water

Is it magic water?

I fell down a flight of stairs in my moms paramedic school once. When I was 4. Then I got stuck under the canoe when I fell out and it felt like I was going to die.

[Hellriot]

I just remembered another one. The life guard should have been fired for this.

I was 6 years old. We were at the beach. The waves got pretty high, and I was out in deep water being carried out by the current. I couldn't swim for stuff. I got tugged under the water, and couldn't go back up. I actually drowned. I woke up back on the shore gagging, and my mom was freaking out. Her, and my aunt had ran out and got me, after they saw me floating there, not moving. She said they screamed for the life guard, but the dumb bitch didn't pay any attention.

Oh, and apparently my heart stopped while I was in the womb.

[Gartanium]

One time when I was 7 or 8, I was out side and there were these stairs. I climbed on the stairs, I jumped and  told my mom to catch me. She didn't.

[Travis [bob36455]]

i was on top of a building and a leperchaun named "Lucky" pushed me and i fell and died but i woke up in a car and ended up being dragged in to a arena and there were all of the people and they tied me to a cross coverd in blood. then this russain dude started yelling and shot me in the head and then this thing that said Agent 245215 Terminated and then i woke up in the same body being dangled over a volcano and i survived.
End


REAL STORY:
I was taking a drink and i chocked on the ice. Then I finished my soda.

[Warguy357]

When I was 6 my family and me were at a river when we were camping. We were using a tire swing to jump into the water. I did it 3 times without failing. On my 4th time, I didn't grab the rock that you had to grab on at the end. Then there was another rock, and I grabbed on, very worried. I was scared, very scared. My mom and dad freaked out then my Big sister came Running over. She reached out to help for like 5 minutes, then she finally got me. Ever since, I have had the biggest phobia of water EVER.

[skelolego229]

That's hilarious. Is that why you are so stupid and immature?

AHAHAHAHA-No.

what made you such a richard?

[raakid]

I was riding a quite rough downhill path on my mountain bike when my buddy stopped in front of me for no apparent reason.
I proceeded to scrape my chin on my front wheel, and fly over my handlebars, causing a head to tree collision.
Almost broke my neck, not to mention the other limbs involved.
Came away with a scrapped chin, and some bruises.

Bow before my Invincibility.