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Venting my rage.

Military and loving Cursing.
Games, movies, etc. always display the military as some big tough organization where everybody curses in every second. I saw a movie where the military gaurd was yelling at this guy:"GET THE forget DOWN MOTHER forgetER OR I'LL loving BLOW YOUR loving HEAD OF WITH MY loving GUN, I HAVE A loving GUN forgetER!", no exaggeration. Is the military really a swearaholic?

Emma Watson is a Slut because I saw her panties, but no other 18 year old is.
Really? Okay, so she was wearing some underwear and you saw it. It so happened to be some kind of stimulating rubber stripe underwear. SO WHAT? She was 18 or 19 in that photo, she is allowed to have love. Everybody calls her a slut, but come on, be mature about it. She is 18-19. She is a girl. She can have love whenever she wants, plenty of other 18-19 year old girls do, why don't you go run up to them and call them sluts? If you have further evidence to prove me wrong go ahead and post it, I'd be glad to sway.

I own a *noun*, I'm cool now.
Gun, sword, trading card, fleshlight, whatever. Physical possessions don't make you 'cool' or 'popular', or as you kids say today, 'loving entrepreneur tastic monday balls'. No. You can have all the money in the world, you could own all of Europes snowball launchers and firearms, you could have all the legendary pokemon cards and all the colors of the rainbow in fleshlights, but you still aren't cool.

Vampires
...2 points here. 1: Edward, and the common vampire movies. What happened to "i want to suck your blood and im translyvanian". Not anymore, now it's "I'm american , and you're a girl, let me take my shirt off and put a bucket of moose in my hair." Goodbye vampire reputations, hello new age stuff.

2: People that think they are vampires. Yes, your blood does flow and your heart does pump, you aren't immune to pain, you will die, gold doesn't hurt you, neither does sunlight, you don't suck blood, and you're not scaring anybody. If I punch you in the arm, you get hurt. If I put a golden cross on your chest, you won't get hurt.

To be continued when I remember the rest of my topics.
« Last Edit: April 29, 2010, 10:15:45 PM by oromis »

GET THE forget DOWN MOTHER forgetER OR I'LL loving BLOW YOUR loving HEAD OF WITH MY loving GUN, I HAVE A loving GUN forgetER

GET THE forget DOWN MOTHER forgetER OR I'LL loving BLOW YOUR loving HEAD OF WITH MY loving GUN, I HAVE A loving GUN forgetER

loving forget YOU MUST loving BE loving SERIOUS YOU loving MANIAC. forget, I'M GOING loving HOME YOU loving PLAY TO loving ROUGH loving DAMNIT.

GET THE forget DOWN MOTHER forgetER OR I'LL loving BLOW YOUR loving HEAD OF WITH MY loving GUN, I HAVE A loving GUN forgetER
NO I WILL NOT GET THE forget DOWN YOU MOTHERforgetERASDFASDFASDF

Did that movie happen to be "The Hurt Locker?"

Did that movie happen to be "The Hurt Locker?"
Yes :D
But that's not the only movie I've seen it in.

NO I WILL NOT GET THE forget DOWN YOU MOTHERforgetERASDFASDFASDF
ASDF forgetER I WILL HAEV TO ARREST YOU MOTHER loving BITCH ASS HASUKGHSDUIFGDSOIGA stuffTT GODDAMNIT WHAT THE loving forgetALITIOUS loving forgetED forgetER THAT forgetS MY loving forget ASS BITCH stuff SPERM forget ASS IN MY EARHOLE WHAT forget THE stuff ASS snake richard rooster ASS BITCH loving monday stuff BALLS

What the fuuuck is that?! WHAT THE forget IS THAT?!

Yes :D
But that's not the only movie I've seen it in.

that exact phrase? wow.

The millitary is also usually shown as heartless machines created only to listen to their superiors, but there will be one or two people who go through all of this but suddenly become super sensitive and hate the millitary and revolt.

Almost everyone in this thread seams to be part of the military!

loving SNIPER ON THE loving ROOF GET THE forget DOWN GETBTHE forget DOOOOOOOOWN IN-loving RPGS! GET loving DOWN AGAIN ABBDHFJFVKEHSDTJDCRYXNK]VVIH7OJRJXXASDF

I own a loving entrepreneur tastic monday balls, I'm cool now

I own a loving entrepreneur tastic monday balls, I'm cool now
But I thought you were a fat black lady.

Venting my rage.

Military and loving Cursing.
Games, movies, etc. always display the military as some big tough organization where everybody curses in every second. I saw a movie where the military gaurd was yelling at this guy:"GET THE forget DOWN MOTHER forgetER OR I'LL loving BLOW YOUR loving HEAD OF WITH MY loving GUN, I HAVE A loving GUN forgetER!", no exaggeration. Is the military really a swearaholic?

Emma Watson is a Slut because I saw her panties, but no other 18 year old is.
Really? Okay, so she was wearing some underwear and you saw it. It so happened to be some kind of stimulating rubber stripe underwear. SO WHAT? She was 18 or 19 in that photo, she is allowed to have love. Everybody calls her a slut, but come on, be mature about it. She is 18-19. She is a girl. She can have love whenever she wants, plenty of other 18-19 year old girls do, why don't you go run up to them and call them sluts? If you have further evidence to prove me wrong go ahead and post it, I'd be glad to sway.

I own a *noun*, I'm cool now.
Gun, sword, trading card, fleshlight, whatever. Physical possessions don't make you 'cool' or 'popular', or as you kids say today, 'loving entrepreneur tastic monday balls'. No. You can have all the money in the world, you could own all of Europes snowball launchers and firearms, you could have all the legendary pokemon cards and all the colors of the rainbow in fleshlights, but you still aren't cool.

Vampires
...2 points here. 1: Edward, and the common vampire movies. What happened to "i want to suck your blood and im translyvanian". Not anymore, now it's "I'm american , and you're a girl, let me take my shirt off and put a bucket of moose in my hair." Goodbye vampire reputations, hello new age stuff.

2: People that think they are vampires. Yes, your blood does flow and your heart does pump, you aren't immune to pain, you will die, gold doesn't hurt you, neither does sunlight, you don't suck blood, and you're not scaring anybody. If I punch you in the arm, you get hurt. If I put a golden cross on your chest, you won't get hurt.

To be continued when I remember the rest of my topics.

the vampire rant is wrong. its silver, stupid.  :cookieMonster: