Team Fortress 2 tips

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Table of contents
1. Gameplay tips
2. Charicter tips
3. Gentlemen
4. Items

1. When you are playing 2fort, never run out into the heat of a battle, otherwise you will be pwned by Force-a-Nature spam or other crap like that. Just take any passage to a control point, wait for an engineer to spam some level 3 sentrys. If your too impatient to do so, watch some snipers or someone that is watching you, so that way you know if a sniper is going to headshot you. I hardly ever choose this map to play, so should you. This map is some loving serious crap. Watchtower is a good map, because you are trying to get behind enemy lines. Whatch out for the scouts with scatterguns standing outside. If you make it through, you will be raped by the pyro camping on the stairwell. Always use a spy for the watchtower, never use a demoman, otherwise you are in a loving range of getting your self blown up. Note: this topic will be edited soon. I am too busy eating cake and sandviches to write anymore.

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[Jacob/Lee]

See, I NEVER leave the fort, why? Because i'm a camping sniper.

[Sandvich]

Shoot the other team

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2.
Heavy: very bad player, heals very slowly. If you are in a battlefield, don't look at your hit points; that is not important. Eat sandviches to heal. For some extra lulz, keep on eating sandviches.
Spies: dirty, bloody spies. The only info for this charicter is: only use when you are feeling like an starfish. Cloak in battle, never use dead ringer in front of a nother spy. They can clearly see that you are fake dead.

[WhoDa?]

Build a sentry to resupply your friends with HP and ammo.
Build a dispenser that shoots down enemies. Upgrade it, so it deals more damage.

[rkynick]

Number 1 tip:
Deal damage without taking damage

[Kalphiter]

Number 1 tip:
Deal damage without taking damage

Number 0 tip:

Shoot the other team

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Demomen: for some very forgeted up lulz, sprinkle some sticky bombs on a cepture point. That way, you will own anybody that steps foot on a cepture point. Never shoot a grenade in front of you on a wall, otherwise you are one forgeted up scotsman.

[bithead9]

Number -1 tip:
Shoot, attack the enemy intell, capture point, etc. and die. Then, repeat although sometimes you get the intell or what ever.

[LordCutlerBeckett]

Tip 3.14: Never.

[dkamm65]

Tip #4.

Shoot enemies and don't die.

[LordCutlerBeckett]

Tip 5: Make sure you have a computer, or you won't be able to install it!

[Niven]

Press w to go forward

[General Nick]

Protips:

Shoot people.

Don't be one of the 4 snipers on your team that have a total score all together of around 4. Seriously, one or two snipers is enough and you probably suck at it anyway.

If your team lacks a certain class, go for it. Exception being scout since thats mainly for Arena maps and stuff more or less. No medics? Be a medic. No demos? Be a demo. No heavies and you might be losing soon? Be a heavy, assuming you have skill you might turn the tide of battle.

For the love of Jesus balls don't play in a server with 500 ping and whine about lag, or crank your settings up to ultra high on a Pentium M 1.6 GHz, 256 MB RAM and an Intel 915/910 GM Express chip. Your gameplay experience will die and people will think you suck since you're trying to shoot at something that was rendered five seconds ago.

[LordCutlerBeckett]

Don't forget to select a class.