Author Topic: Kidnapper Around Town, and Other Crime Dudes  (Read 4410 times)

Wow. Pretty scary day today. When I came home from my track meet, my mom went to get a Diet Pepsi. I was talking to her and walked with her for like 5 seconds as she went to get in her car. A drunk homeless guy was sitting down yelling 'FUGGIN stuff BAG!! I CANnST BELISAVES THIS CRAP!!! WHHHHHEEEEWWWW*e had a knife, and started to get up. My mom and I ran inside and locked the door. He started banging around the condo complex, when we called the police. He seemed to hear us call, so he bolted. Together, my mom and I went back over to the track meet after talking with the police. Two big guys were messing around, maybe high/drunk, and were starting to harass people. We helped clean up, when we saw them slowly edge toward three little track girls passing a ball around, farther away from everybody else. Then one of them tried to grab one of the girls when another shouted HEY! They both ran away, and we called the police AGAIN.

So, pretty scary around town. Last week someone got mugged in our front yard. Please don't troll or be an idiot in this topic. It would be appreciated.
*Typical drunk guy, but with weapon.

Ask them if they want free candy, then when the reach for the candy, stab them! :cookieMonster:


Ask them if they want free candy, then when the reach for the candy, stab them! :cookieMonster:

Please don't troll or be an idiot in this topic. It would be appreciated.

Ask them if they want free candy, then when the reach for the candy, stab them! :cookieMonster:
Irony.  :cookieMonster:

Please don't troll or be an idiot in this topic. It would be appreciated.

:cookieMonster:
hmm i wonder what THAT could mean?

also hiya magick

Tell them you know Karma Charger.

Move?
When I say this, I don't mean move really far, I mean just move to a nicer community.
Preferably not one far from your original one.

Will you stop calling the cops on me?

Will you stop calling the cops on me?
There you are, you're under arrest!

Move?
I can't, really. It's just lately, and it's a great school system. With any luck and my grades, I'll be going to a nice college away from here, and my parents wanna move to Europe. Give it till I finish school.

I also forgot to add that the police in my town can be stupid.

I also forgot to add that the police in my town can be stupid.
Think your police are stupid, come down to Tennessee :I

Will you stop calling the cops on me?
STOP, YOU'VE VIOLATED THAT WOMEN THE LAW!
Pay the court a fine or server your sentence!


Don a Fedora and a minigun and Show those vermin who runs this town.
EDITL: Called it, Mobius.