Looks like a fake bitch.
In contrast to whom?
Normal people.
You're not normal. D:
Therefore you are not normal nor odd.You are...something.
Here you are Tails :)
Sorry, What one?
Heyy, I'm awake. Sorry I didn't die in my sleep.
Oh, hey.SUDDENLY, THE N00DAHOLICS STIR FROM THEIR SLUMBER.
Doesn't really mater what it says. Seeing how you're all wrong, it doesn't spell anything. In all reality she got it to confuse people. It worked.
That very clearly reads "Alyssa" in cursive.