Stupid Teacher Experiences

[Volko]

Post your experiences with teachers that are complete richards.

Yesterday in detention I had this fatass teacher named Mr. Thompson who acts like a loving colonel in the army and shouts at us every 20 seconds.  He stares at me with all 27 of his chins, and I look at him back.  He notices my empty desk, and yells, "BOY GET YOUR WORK OUT NOW.  THAT'S STRIKE 1!"  I look at him awkwardly.  And he leaps up from his desk and hauls over to me, right up in my face and yells, "STRIKE 2!"  I say back, "Okay, God.  You going hit me or something?"  He then yells, "STRIKE 3 GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"  So I get my stuff and walk out.

Also one time I arrived to school late so I went into the office to turn in my note and they gave me my pass.  It said 10:35 and when I arrived to my class and handed my teacher the slip he flipped out because it was 10:37 so I got detention.

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[superslayer]

a sub walks up to the room but the door is to small and slams into the head railing... thats about it



o and one time my 7th period class made are sub cry for an hour or 2

[Sarge]

During math, the kids through pencils at the celings (our math classrooms are in portables, so the ceilings are pretty much made of styrofoam) so that they get lodged in ceiling. The teacher never seems to notice.

[ryu hayabusa]

A teacher at an award ceremony was talking about a math teacher. Said he went to huntiongton bitch university and got a masters degree in meth.

[MegaScientifical]

Teachers won't do that to me. I'm too pathetic and punctual. The security guards ignore me in the halls because they know I don't go into them unless I need to.

Etc. Etc. I'm a good boy. :S

[ryu hayabusa]

Last time I got a detention, was because my teacher is stupid

[Nick4t]

Teachers won't do that to me. I'm too pathetic and punctual. The security guards ignore me in the halls because they know I don't go into them unless I need to.

Etc. Etc. I'm a good boy. :S

Are you talking about school or prison boy? 

[Madmitten]

the old hag sub accused me for a crime i didnt commit, and claimed it was all in my eyes.

she was white

[ryu hayabusa]

Are you talking about school or prison boy? 

Schools have security guards ya know. my high school does. They ride around in golf carts 

[Flamecannon]

Schools have security guards ya know. my high school does. They ride around in golf carts 

MARIO GOLF KART

[ryu hayabusa]

MARIO GOLF KART

Oh god. I'm crying right now cause im laughing so hard.

[MegaScientifical]

Schools have security guards ya know. my high school does. They ride around in golf carts 

More like a Golf Cart. To me, it seems like some fun thing they get to do and pretend it's all official.

Either way, correct. High Schools have security guards, especially in schools that serve a few towns around like mine. I love how some people find it strange.

[ryu hayabusa]

We have like, 3 parking lots at my school. We have about 5 golf carts, 1 ute type cart and a loving ATV

[MegaScientifical]

We have a school track. I think they said 3 laps is a mile on it...

[Flamecannon]

Oh god. I'm crying right now cause im laughing so hard.

Are you allowed to have Ipods or anything like that out? If so play a song from any Mario Kart. I did that once :3