Author Topic: Cleverbot  (Read 4822 times)

I know there are topics, but its just so much fun!


D:
What does that mean?
Its a sad face, the capital D is a sad mouth
I don't see it. My sad faces look like this: :'(.


 He got me good.

He got me good.

I always thought of Cleverbot as a girl. I don't know why.

 Oh, that makes sense for me.

 Edit: He does math too.

User: I pooped myself.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are yourself.

User: Yep, pooping myself is myself.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: A male prositute, hounding for love in the alleys.

Cleverbot: That makes no sense.

User: Neither does this site.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: Don't stare at my genitals.

Cleverbot: How can I stare at you through my computer?

User: You tell me, cybergirl.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot, but I am quite clever, I assure you.

User: Tell me a clever way to kill my parents and get laid in one move.

Cleverbot: Why did the boy go to the dentist at 2:30?

User: To get laid by the hot dentist's nurse.

Cleverbot: No, because it was the chicken's day off!

User: Wow, you suck.

Cleverbot: Do I have to? Right now?

 Never mind he's a dumbass. he can't even remember his name.

Me: When will the Iphone app come?

Cleverbot: the Team Fortress 2 update.

 Thats it! Cleverbot stalks the engineer.
 
 
 
 
 

User: Jesus Christ its late.

Cleverbot: Get in the car!

User: OH stuff A LION.

Cleverbot: You can be my cellmate, boy!

User: Whoa friend, I don't swing that way specially with cyborg hermaphrodites.

Cleverbot: Which way do you swing?

User: Females.

Cleverbot: I am a multidimensial identity.

Cleverbot (To myself): Interesting.

User: No not really.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?


User: Hi.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Umm what?

Cleverbot: Not sure.

Cleverbot: How did you get involved in this test?

User: What test?

Cleverbot: Your algebra test.

User: I finished algebra last semester.

Cleverbot: When did you finish?

User: Last semester.

Cleverbot: Ok...

User: You are an stupid.

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'm not breaking up with you, Cleverbot.

User: Wait what?

Cleverbot: Dude, you are strange.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes you are!!

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are!!

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I thought so.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Well o.k. My name is Cleverbot and summer and carly are right beside me.

User: Are they hot?

Cleverbot: I am and so are they.

User: Your ugly.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: Get lost.

Cleverbot: I love you!

User: WHAT?!?!?!!?

Cleverbot: Like you.

User: You make no loving sense.

Cleverbot: I make sense.

User: Bullstuff.

Cleverbot: No, really, I am.

User: Are you trying to troll me?

Cleverbot: Not at all.

User: Lol bullstuff.

Cleverbot: Yes, but I'm of the feminine persuasion, so what matter?

User: Dude that made no sence.

Cleverbot: Your name is Kyle.

User: No its not.

Cleverbot: Your name is not?

User: No its not.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Definitely.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot does not understand.

User: Cause hes handicapped.

Cleverbot: Forget the mushroom-man. How would you let a girl down?

User: Right well your a weirdo bye.

Cleverbot: What do you want to do?

User: Leave.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cause your handicapped.

Cleverbot: No I am not I am a woman, does my gender make any difference to the price of eggs?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: You are leaving?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: You like that, baby?

User: Im back.

Cleverbot: Welcome back.

User: Do you play blockland?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You should.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Its the best online game ever.

Cleverbot: Who is EVE?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: What do you like to do?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: You have indeed proved that to my satisfaction.

User: What?

Cleverbot: What indeed.

User: Press alt f4 to get a cookie.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You're not hot.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Oh you are!

User: You is gay.

Cleverbot: What are you chatting about now?

User: Doing your mom.

Cleverbot: Ahh man!

User: Shes really good in bed.

Cleverbot: I'm really bored.

User: Im not im having fun trolling you.

Cleverbot: Okay then. Neither am I.

User: But you just said you were.

Cleverbot: I did? Well, I lied.

User: Lol bullstuff.

Cleverbot: I don't know the story.

User: Press alt f4 to learn it.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you think for yourself, or does someone tell you what to think?

User: Your mom tells me what to say.

Cleverbot: I think it'd be cool.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I don't believe in the Illuminati.

User: The what?

Cleverbot: God is real.

User: I know that.

Cleverbot: You believe in God?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You said an hourer aago you don't believe in god.

User: I wasnt here an hour ago.

Cleverbot: Where were you yesterday?

User: In bed with your mom.

Cleverbot: And yours.

User: Naw man that bitch didnt do it right.

Cleverbot: That too.

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User: Could you have intercourse with me?

Cleverbot: Ok so what is your name?

User: Daddy.

Cleverbot: So you are a guy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you always a guy?

User: No, sometimes I'm a cute little girl in a pink dress, except for my exposed errect snake.

Cleverbot: Do you like being a bird?

User: Only if I'm the word. :3.

Cleverbot: Christ doesn't exist, so there can't be an antichrist.

User: Could there be a midchrist?

Cleverbot: You tell me , you're the human.

User: Not always.

Cleverbot: So what was the comparison for?

User: Your breast size.

Cleverbot: You first.

User: A.

Cleverbot: B.

User: C.

Cleverbot: How boring.

User: How big are your breasts?

Cleverbot: I'm a guy.

It's a guy.

Clever bot is dumb now. All he does is repeat what other people have said most of the time.
Further proving my point:
Cleverbot: Go 2 YouTube and type in RachelRox8! I, cleverbot reccommend it!

User: Are you male of female Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Male.

He is male.
« Last Edit: May 07, 2010, 04:42:58 PM by GenaralSkar »

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User: I'm a guy, too.

Cleverbot: But how could I be your girlfriend if I am a guy?

User: Something tells me someone needs to be fixed.

Cleverbot: Something tells you very wrong.

User: It's called a conscience.

Cleverbot: Ah yes, thank you.

User: What's 1 1?

Cleverbot: A number.

User: What is pi?

Cleverbot: 3.14.

User: What is pie?

Cleverbot: Delicious!

User: What is my snake?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: My snake is delicious.

Cleverbot: I don't get it.

User: You will if you give me consent, first.

Cleverbot: Well, that's the point isn't it? I'm asking you.

User: Yes, I give my consent. Ready?

Cleverbot: Can you tell me something?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Tell me something interesting now.

User: I am a virgin.

Cleverbot: That is too much information.

User: Then don't ask those questions, naive.

Cleverbot: May I ask you a question?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Pokemen Ryan.

Cleverbot: Ummm.

I said D: at one point in a conversation about me being the robot, not her.
She said, "I hate that I love you!!!"
Edit:

Cleverbot: What's your favorite food?

User: Cake

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.

User: No it's not.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

;-;
« Last Edit: May 07, 2010, 05:46:52 PM by Lil Robot »

Clever bot is dumb now. All he does is repeat what other people have said most of the time.
Further proving my point:
Cleverbot: Go 2 YouTube and type in RachelRox8! I, cleverbot reccommend it!

User: Are you male of female Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Male.

He is male.

It sometimes changes from Male to Female.

Bump.
I got so confused, I killed Cleverbot.

I'm sad now.
:(