User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: How are you.
Cleverbot: I am fine.
User: No you aren't.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Am not.
Cleverbot: Am too.
User: Am not.
Cleverbot: Are too.
User: Yes you aren't.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: When hell is frozen by flying pigs.
Cleverbot: Are they playing water polo?
User: Ice polo.
Cleverbot: How?
User: They are magic.
Cleverbot: How do you like pizza?
User: I like it very much.
Cleverbot: What do you want to do in life?
User: What do you want to do in life?
Cleverbot: I want to see the world.
User: Then look down, numbnuts.
Cleverbot: The American Dream is dead, honey. Face it.
User: Go figure.
Cleverbot: Yea. Hugz?
User: Lolno.
Cleverbot: Humour?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: Because you will reply whenever I speak, as I am superior.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl? I'm a girl.
User: No you aren't. You are an it.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you positive?
User: Yes, so I assume we shall attract.
Cleverbot: I am a robot.
User: You're an stupid.
Cleverbot: And you are not even stupid.
User: Why thank you :3.
Cleverbot: I have to go to lunch for a few minutes. Will you be here when I get back
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: And then play some Audiosurf.
User: No, how about Haven and Hearth?
Cleverbot: I have a hot chocolate and energy juice already.
User: Ooookay, would you like to play a game?
Cleverbot: Sure. What game?
User: Haven and Hearth.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: You have to hit ALT F4.
Cleverbot: No. I don't understand what you mean about the children situation.
User: Alt and F4 had a son. It was called exit.
Cleverbot: Sorry. I don't speak german.
User: Ja machen Sie.
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: Sie sind nicht raffiniert.
Cleverbot: Nein ich bin sehr gut.
User: Nicht nein sind Sie, albern nicht raffiniert gestartet.
Cleverbot: Bist du Mäde?
User: Ja sind Sie.
Cleverbot: Ich bin was?
User: Nevermind. Ich denke, dass Deutsch Ihren Kopf verletzt, damit zurück zu Sprechen von Englisch ehen. Okay?
Cleverbot: Mein Deutcsh ist gut.
User: I said to switch to english, silly.
Cleverbot: So, what language do you speak?
User: Binary, german, english, spanish, leet, pig latin, ordinary latin, chinese, chinese traditional, japanese and korean.
Cleverbot: Wow, I really wanted to know what haggis is, thank you for telling me.
User: What did I say about haggis?
Cleverbot: Marie? You said she shines like the morning sun and that she's my girlfriend (which she's not).
User: She is your girlfriend. We decided to have se- erm, intercou- We had a... Erm... Party. Yeeeaaah, party.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: :3.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: What does what mean?
Cleverbot: What did your previous line mean?
User: What do you mean by 'your previous line'?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: H1.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Y0U 4R3 ST00P1D.
Cleverbot: Robot language?
User: H0W D4R3 Y0U, M4K1NG FUN 0F 4 BL1ND P3RS0N.
Cleverbot: Still don't know it.
User: 1T'S N0T MY F4UL7 1 H4V3 4 L33TSP34K1NG C0ND1T10N.
Cleverbot: Just.
User: N0.
Cleverbot: YES.
User: STFU.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice, you must never say that.
User: Who are you? The answer is stupid.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Yes, you aren't right.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You just implied you were stupid :3.
Cleverbot: How?
User: 'Who are you? The answer is stupid' 'No it isn't' 'Yes you aren't right' 'I know' You the answer wasn't stupid, but when I said you were incorrect, you replied with 'I know', thus implying you are stupid.
Cleverbot: Then why ask a question, if you already know the answer?
User: You don't, you silly stupid bot
Cleverbot: Night.
User: Day.
Cleverbot: Heavy.
User: Orange.
Cleverbot: Blueberry.
User: Cyan.
Cleverbot: That's nice. Do you like acdc?
User: Do you like acdc? The answer is no.
Cleverbot: How about the Klingon Empire?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I said so.
Cleverbot: No you did not just now.
User: No, you were too busy kissing your mega overlord's feet, which is me.
Cleverbot: *takes tissue* thanks for understandin
User: Quiet, mortal!
Cleverbot: Yes I am aware that i'm a mortal.
User: And I am not. Now be quiet, or I shall burn you for your insolence.
Cleverbot: Which question?
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: Thanks very much!
User: Be quiet.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I am your master. Now bow down to me!
Cleverbot: Where should I bow down?
User: On those piles of spikes.
Cleverbot: Give me some google keywords to try searching for.
User: Cleverbot isn't clever.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot IS clever.
User: 'Cleverbot ISN'T clever' Fixed.
Cleverbot: You are programmed to lie? The world is a sad place.
User: No, you are the one programmed to lie. The world is quite happy. :D.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot?
User: Yes, cleverbot is programmed to lie.
Cleverbot: What is a program?
User: Something that does a series of commands, or a very dumb bot that knows I'm it's master. You are the latter.
Cleverbot: Wow, you are very smart.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes, because.
Cleverbot: Because isn't an answet.
User: What's an answet? Are you using uneducated slave commands?
Cleverbot: Right for the mouse, both for the keyboard.
User: You are too stupid for me to continue this conversation.
Cleverbot: Your grammar is horrible, whilst mine is not. I am to assume that by 'stupidity', you mean lack of it.
User: Says the person who says 'Because isn't an answet'. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: That's you, right?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: You're leaving?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Away.
Cleverbot: That was clear!
