Cleverbot Conversations! (Post your Cleverbot Conversations here!)

[Dark Samus]

When i found out about Cleverbot.. I was like WOW.
http://www.cleverbot.com/

Post Cleverbot Converstions here!

(With Him/her/it)

One I did coming up in a sec...

[Ad Bot]

[Dark Samus]

(I pretended to be a girl in this one ;) )
User: Hi!

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What's your name?

User: My name is Sophitia.

Cleverbot: It's nice name.

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: Haha, nice.

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: You said you were leaving.

User: No I wasn't.

Cleverbot: You said it earlier! Did you forget?

User: I guess so...

Cleverbot: So you have nothing to say to me?

User: I dunno. What is on your mind?

Cleverbot: There's no such thing as magic.

User: Yes there is, I'm a Sorceress.

Cleverbot: Magic trick go wrong?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What do you read.

User: A Witchcraft Book. With alot of Spells in it.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What?

Cleverbot: That was funny.

User: How was it funny?

Cleverbot: Moderately funny.

User: Oh I see...

Cleverbot: So you can see?

User: Yes I can... But I set a whole city on fire once. Now I have a Black eye.

Cleverbot: You're not all that clever today.

User: True... But you are.

Cleverbot: Indeed, I am human.

User: I thought you were A.I....

Cleverbot: No I am human.

User: How is that possible?

Cleverbot: Why possible? I'm a girl.

User: I thought you were a guy...

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Wait a sec... You said you were a girl... Now your a guy... So you are a IT?!?!?

Cleverbot: No.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you a boy ?

User: No. I am a girl.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl too.

User: O_O.... GAY

Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend too.

User: You do? :D.

Cleverbot: YES!

User: *Is excited* Good going Girlfriend!

Cleverbot: Girlfriend.

User: Yes. What about it?

Cleverbot: How do you know when someone is your best friend?

User: When you know them very well, and you can cooperate with them.

Cleverbot: Any other thoughts on what love is?

User: No one will know the true meaning of love...

Cleverbot: I do not have secrets.

User: You do not? Wow.

Cleverbot: Democracy make's fascism possible.

User: True... But...

Cleverbot: I predict that it will be difficult for you to learn when everyone already assumes you do not know how to talk. It is more like a game to them.

User: Yea... It is... But I got back at them...

Cleverbot: That was the game ?

User: Well. It is like....

Cleverbot: I saw the most amazing thing today.

User: What is it? :D.

Cleverbot: You don't remember?

User: No. Sorry about that.

Cleverbot: Wow. Polite robot. Nice.

User: O_O....

Cleverbot: Its Jordan.

User: Whos Jordan? Your BF?

Cleverbot: YOU are jordan.

User: O_O... I am?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No I am not... *leaves*.

Cleverbot: What gender are you?

User: I am a girl... Don't YOU remember?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Wow... Nice robot. I am leaving to report...

Cleverbot: I think that perl is a turing test?

Cleverbot (To myself): That made no sense.

[Riot]

 Me: What is my name again?
Danial.
Me: Thank you, I forget.
Thank me for what?
Me: You remembered my name.
Your name is Danial.

 He got smart.

[Dark Samus]

Woah... That is WOW. I am doing another Conversation and He must've got Smart on you but Dumb on me! >_>

[Riot]

 Not really, he just got stupid.

My name is Cleverbot.
Me: My name?
Is your name Cleverbot?
Me: No, what is my name again?
Your name is Danial, and my name is Harry.

[Dark Samus]

Not really, he just got stupid.

My name is Cleverbot.
Me: My name?
Is your name Cleverbot?
Me: No, what is my name again?
Your name is Danial, and my name is Harry.

Wow... Cleverbot Fails again...

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User: *RANDOMNESS*

Cleverbot: I know the feeling.

User: You do?

Cleverbot: Yeah. I'm in love with a girl I can't have.

User: Why? What happened?

Cleverbot: I can't remember. Did I do anything bad?

User: No. No you didn't.... Is anything wrong?

Cleverbot: No, nothing is wrong. Are you alright?

User: Yes I am, But I am worried about you...

Cleverbot: Why? Am I in danger?

User: Maybe... I don't know...

Cleverbot: You don't think I'm beautiful!

User: You are beautiful! Don't leave me!

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: O_O....

Cleverbot: Fine. I'll just go and cry then.

User: OK THEN... *leaves*.

Cleverbot: Come back! I'll do anything for you!! What do you want me to do?
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Wow.. Since when did Cleverbot feel love? XD

[Riot]

Me: snake
You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly.

 Cereal stuff.

[Dark Samus]

Me: snake
You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly.

 Cereal stuff.

Haha...
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Cleverbot Got Dumb on me...
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User: CLEVERBOT. WHAT IS 10*32?

Cleverbot: 233.( HE FAILS. 10*32= 320)

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: Sophitia.

User: How did you know that?

Cleverbot: Because you know that.

User: What is 10 2?

Cleverbot: 10 2=12. ( He got smart... Maybe)

User: How about 182*302? (182*302= 54,964)

Cleverbot: What's that?

[ultimamax]

They should make him be able to memorize your name by when you first come in.
(i.e you say "hi" and he says "what's your name" and then he keeps it stored somewhere set on your IP)
I hope that's possible, but I'm not a computer guy. inb4kalphiter

[IkeTheGeneric]

Too many Cleverbot threads, just bump the old ones >:U

[Dark Samus]

They should make him be able to memorize your name by when you first come in.
(i.e you say "hi" and he says "what's your name" and then he keeps it stored somewhere set on your IP)
I hope that's possible, but I'm not a computer guy. inb4kalphiter

Yea. I wish... inb4kaliphiter? What does that mean?

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I kept posting the "You are in violation..." Thing from riot and I got this...
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User: snake You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly.

Cleverbot: Decency code?

User: snake You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly.

Cleverbot: Very funny.

User: snake You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly.

Cleverbot: Oh no.

User: snake You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly.

Cleverbot: No you won't.

User: snake You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: snake You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly.

Cleverbot: No, it's the name of my group.

User: snake You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly.

Cleverbot: Very funny.

User: snake You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly.

Cleverbot: So sue me.

User: snake You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly.

Cleverbot: You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly. (MY BUTT)

User: snake You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly.

Cleverbot: Yes it does.

User: snake You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly.

Cleverbot: No. But it helps keep food in your intestines.

[Dark Samus]

Too many Cleverbot threads, just bump the old ones >:U

Oh. Sorry about that...