Whats your stupid sentence?

[Narkro555]

I missed you, but my aim is improving

Hey!

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[skelolego229]

Hey!

its the original joke


nothing about ex-hispanics husbands

[NomAplemNom]

Would you like to hear the pencil joke? Well, it's pointless.

My parents made me what I am today. I'm thinking of suing.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Money is not everything. There's MasterCard and Visa.

The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

A balanced diet is a chocolate chip cookie in each hand.

Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?

I [...] hit submit [...,] repeating a rookie mistake. Oh well.

Deja moo = "I swear that's the exact same cow we passed about six miles ago."

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

[Deathwishez]

If life hands you lemons, say "WTF IZ DIS stuff!?!"

[Pengie]

The answer to everything is that there is no answer.

[Freeze]

When life gives you lemons say "No thank you, much too sour."

[Joekirk]

When life gives you a troll don't feed it.

[dkamm65]

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[NomAplemNom]

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/Agree

[Warguy357]

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice.

[King of losers]

"I'd breast feed my mother, if ya know what I mean."
 

[A.R.C.]

thanks op i came on cat she hiss at snake

[BanishedLetters]

The answer to everything is 42.

c:

[Joeboy]

WHERE IS ONE PIECE I'M LOOKING FOR THE ONE PIECE WHERE IS ONE PIECE

[JAW959]

So apparently a psychic midget killed a few people and is now on the lam, cops are looking for a small medium at large

A drug store got broken into last night and all the viagra was stolen, it looked like a professional job, all the cops are now looking for two hardened criminals