Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

[mrlolop]

128. Call everyone a monday.

No, that would just get you mugged.

[Ad Bot]

[Kapturrith]

No, that would just get you shot.

Fixed.
Black people always carry guns.

[King of losers]

135. Offer to have the cashier suck your snake.

141. Offer to suck some old guy's snake.

How many times have I included old people into this?

[Kapturrith]

142. Spray paint yiff on the walls.

(Inside joke)

[The Kitteh]

144. ask manager if you have to pay for this

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142

144

Are you seriously too loving stupid to count?

[K J]

I was thinking the same thing.

OnTopic: 145: Climb on top of those containers of Dodgeball Balls (You know what I'm talking about.) and pretend to be King Kong.

[Wynd_Fox]

Actually he's right. Anway,
147. Eat a moose while dressed up as a nun.

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145

147

faty111!11!!1

[The Kitteh]

149. Public procrastination?

(yes, I do jump numbers each time)

[Destro1000]

150. get a Crowbar and put fake blood on it and scream "IZ CAR OF DOOR 2!!11!!!" and beat any one you can find with the Crowbar, then drink there blood and walk out saying "IZ VECOME CANNIBLE TODIE!!!11!!" why playing the end credits music for Half-Life(:Source)

151. throw TVs at random people saying "watch TV!!! it good for ind."

152. cover the bathroom doors with the dead bodys from 150.

153. take the drugs from the pharmacy and buy fireworks from another store and pretend your playing CSS and plant the fireworks in the electronics isle

154. eat some ones pet dog

155. get high

[LordCutlerBeckett]

157. inb4skipgetsmad

[Moybus]

34. eat the all the food without buying it

[LordCutlerBeckett]

578.omgwtfbbq

[King of losers]

158. Threaten to rip someone's balls off and say "I'M TRYING TO SAVE THE FUTURE!"

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