Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

[JamestheLeet]

64. Wave your snake at everyone that walks by.
65. Get hired as a Wal-Mart greeter and yell at everyone who walks in "Hey monday, welcome to cigarette-Mart. Get your loving stuff and get the forget out."
66. Yell as loud as you can "I HAVE A SMALL snake"
67. Wear an Obama mask and say "YES WE CAN" as you run around the store naked.

this sounds like what me and some kids in my class did to mcdonalds

[Ad Bot]

[Wynd_Fox]

67. Eat a moose that was the managers pet, but make sure it died of natural causes.

[Meekl]

174. Put meatspin on all the TV's in the entertainment section.

brb doing this now
1336.9: get a job there and yell loving PANCAKES over the intercom

[Flamecannon]

1336.8 : Dress up like Scout

[yuki]

2. Be Wolfygod. The manager will ask you where your mommy is. 

[Wynd_Fox]

3. Look like Yuki's avatar. (While eating a moose.)

[Pengie]

179. Stack bags of flour, hide behind them, and yell "THE END OF THE WORLD IS APPROACHING, HIDE MY GOOD PEOPLE!!!"

[-Pablo-]

180. Die in a fire.

[King of losers]

181: Light your hair on fire like Flame did.

[Pengie]

182. Stare people in the face and follow them until they leave, if they ask you to leave them alone breath heavily and don't say anything. Repeat.

[Volga]

183: Purposely fill your clothes with as much stuff as you can carry and walk around the store trying to show it off, then try and walk outside.

[Bones]

184. Strip. (Not sure if this was posted. :D)

[Volga]

185. Cut a hole out on one of the shelves and put a cereal box in the way, then run to the other side and stick your head in. When people come by and take the cereal box, they will see your face in the hole and freak out :D

[Orion]

186: Open all the cereal boxes and dump out the cereal into the isle, then fill them up with used condoms.

[it]

Fill a cart with condoms and try to check out