Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

[FBI shadow]

8. Force love with the Clerk

LOL

[Ad Bot]

[FBI shadow]

188. Suck at counting.

you suck at counting its like 123456789...and keep going on LEARN IT NOW

[funinabox]

256. Devide by zero on nearest calculator

[Fizzles]

257. Ask the manager to kick you out.

[Meekl]

3.14: Show this thread on all the Wal-mart TV screens 
258: Ride an electric scooter with 3 full-auto airsoft guns taped on with the triggers taped back. Eventually you WILL hit something important C:

[Anti-Block]

259: Randomly run in trailed by schoolkids, yell at them "it's not a tumor!" and go Keichii all over dat ass!

[Block Buster]

Dance on closist cars in the parking lot.

[Francishateslouis]

300. Piss on the manager and sleep with his wife, daughter, and sister

[skelolego229]

301: bring in a hooker and see how far you can get on this list of steps
1.strip her halfway
2.strip her completely
3.forget her
4.orgy
wonder if you can get past 2 if you strip one piece every five seconds?

[Fizzles]

AHAHAHAHAHA U SAID love DATS FUNY

[SeventhSandwich]

263.(Yes, quit trying to forget it up). Get on an intercom and say, "The capture point is now activated", or any other TF2 quote.

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[kevin 51l]

OVERTI-264. Rob the store with a bubble gun.

[Snaffle J. Bean]

300. Piss on the manager and sleep with his wife, daughter, and sister

[Wolfygod]

266. Look at a Youtube Poop with a bunch of Bad Words and yell the whole line from the youtube poop on the intercom. THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY TO NOT BE ABLE TO READ THIS!. 267. Have a pillow Fight In Wal Mart