Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

[FireFish]

297: Ride a bike around the store. If they ask tell them you are taking it for a test drive.

[Ad Bot]

[ipodmemorizer55]

298. Blow up the store.

[funinabox]

299: Crash through a wall with a car and yell back too a dummy you secrettally placed in the drivers seat "Thanks for dropping me off at school, mommy! And don't forget too get extra pot at the store!"

[FireFish]

300: Yell at the top of your lungs "THIS IS SPARTA!" and clothesline a clerk.



Get the joke?

[DJ Shadowclaw]

301: Take a bat (it's very important that it's from the store and that you haven't bought it yet) and start smashing all of the cash registers. Then say that you just wanted to test the bat's durability.

[ipodmemorizer55]

302: Block the enter and exit doors with sandbags and say "There are some bad people outside and I want to ensure the safety of the store"

[Hectic]

303. Grab thy ass of the manager.

[ipodmemorizer55]

304. Call yourself the manager and run around telling people that they are kicked out of the store.

[Hugums]

305. When no one is looking pull the pants on the mannequins down
306. Set up lawn chairs in a circle in the middle of an aisle then put gnomes on each chair
307. Prop the doors to the bathrooms open
308. walk through the automatic doors over and over.

[Sabbin]

Be Hugums/fat.

[DJ Shadowclaw]

309: Meditate... in the middle of the doorway (any)

[Leftus]

310. Buy a stuffton of soap and coat the floors with it

[Menen]

Be Hugums/fat.

Doesnt work.

At my Wal-Mart, theres a fat ass dude that has to use a Motorized Scooter to get around.

You can hear the Motor of the Scooter whine under his weight.
His fat droops over his legs

[DJ Shadowclaw]

311: Unplug all of the TVs (though this might work better if it were Best Buy)

[Mr.LoLHaX]

312. Eat all the ham and cheese at the deli.