Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

[Harm94]

313. Call someone fat.

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[Joseph37b]

298. Blow up the store.

no, just no.

314. Break beer bottles and spill water on the electronics like the TVs they have in the electronics section.

[Bind]

315. Get naked and hump a cart non stop until someone see's.

[Thorax]

316. Hardcore Drive-By

(Also works if you plug an iPod into the display stereos.

[Joseph37b]

315. Get naked and hump a cart non stop until someone see's.

loveually abusing carts is a bad thing.

317. Make a loveual conversation with the cashier until they get pissed off and kick you out.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[DJ Shadowclaw]

318: Try To clean the store... with bricks.

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[Joseph37b]

318: Explosion

no, just no

WHY CAN'T ANYONE THINK OF ANYTHING NON-TERRORIST OR SOMETHING >:C

[Thorax]

no, just no

WHY CAN'T ANYONE THINK OF ANYTHING NON-TERRORIST OR SOMETHING >:C

316. Hardcore Drive-By

(Also works if you plug an iPod into the display stereos.

[Bind]

319. Fly a plane OUT of it.

[Joseph37b]

O u.

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AGAIN!?

[DJ Shadowclaw]

320: Follow the instructions on this video: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/housework/

[Joseph37b]

how could we do that

in our walmart we can't try out computers to use

[Tremrist]

321: Take all of the cookies off the shelves, and then, while holding them, stand on the checkout counter, and yell OMNOMNOMNOMNOM.

[Joseph37b]

321: Take all of the cookies off the shelves, and then, while holding them, stand on the checkout counter, and yell OMNOMNOMNOMNOM.

everyone would think you'd have a mental problem and look at you

not that worth it to make you be kicked out.

OR IS IT

[JD]

322: Threaten to leave