Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

[nienhaus1]

370: Start hitting everyone in the store with Pool Noodles while yelling " ICE POP POLAR BEARS "

371:Go to everyone you and say "forget me or I'll Blow this place up."

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371:Go to everyone you and say "forget me or I'll Blow this place up."

372: Telling the weird sounding super visor there gay.

[Splatter U]

18: Explain the meaning of small intestine to the security guard who threw you out.

[ipodmemorizer55]

18: Explain the meaning of small intestine to the security guard who threw you out.

Error!

[Shrum]

374: Offer fair wages to the employees.

[IkeTheGeneric]

375: Okay, so you buy a monkey and train him to play with cheese powder, okay? so you get this monkey and pour some cheese powder in aisle five, he will play with the cheese and then you start yelling out to everybody that there's a pothead monkey loose in walmart and he's dangerously cheesy.

[vv45689]

376: Think

[darerd]

377: Say you're going to buy out the store.

[Volga]

378. Walk about with a boombox on your shoulder blasting hardcore rap with tons of vulgarity

[Robo Dude]

1990:Steal A Bat And Break the Window's of Car's in the Parking Lot

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379.  Go into the camping section, hide in a tent with a nerfgun and snipe any and all people who pass.

NONE SHALL PASS.

[Theovert]

453: Run around with a nerf gun yelling "BOOM HEADSHOT BOOM HEADSHOT"

[_Rave_]

453: Run around with a nerf gun yelling "BOOM HEADSHOT BOOM HEADSHOT"

Its not random.  Pick up from 380.

380.  Grab swords and have an epic ninja battle in the center of Walmart, and when an employee tries to catch you and your accomplice, last one caught wins.

[burnness99]

My friend has done both of these, with another friend of his. ( I was not involved in any way, he just told me about them.)
381. Act like you have Tourettes and annoy people.
382. Record a CD of you cussing really loudly, put it in a display CD Player that's plugged in, and press play.

[ipodmemorizer55]

384. Ruin people's religion by playing a speech of Riddler
385. Put me in the store
386. Play "Im On A Boat" nice and loud uncensored
387. Tell the manager that Target is better
388. Finger the girls in the toy section
390. Wait what?