Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

[Skateaton]

446: Hide in the food freezers. Popout screaming "Heres johnny!" everytime someone comes by

[Ad Bot]

[goz3rr]

446. Walk out the door.

[DJ Shadowclaw]

446. Walk out the door.

Good thing you put the number 446, because that is not a way to get kicked out of Walmart.

[TheLegomaster]

447.  Argue with a member of staff about how many Jigawatts a certain computer has.

[Agereon]

448. Sleep in the bathroom.

[Tyler66]

449. Walk in and ask the staff to kick you out.

[Man 2]

450: Ask the person at the checkout to scan for Chinese bombs.

[Jerkface]

451:  Bring shopping carts from a different store, load em up with needed supplies such as toilet paper where as you have thus bought out the entire stock, bring them up to the checkout and announce that you forgot your cash in the car.

[ottosparks]

452. Go to the pet food isle and then let your dog rip open all the bags and eat it all.
Then, tell any worker who comes that he's rabid and needs to eat otherwise he'll bite everyone.

[Jerkface]

452. Go to the pet food isle and then let your dog rip open all the bags and eat it all.
Then, tell any worker who comes that he's rabid and needs to eat otherwise he'll bite everyone. go crazy and gnaw several legs off and kill babies.

Fixed.

[Agereon]

Fixed. Im gay.

Fixed.

[Hiiro3293]

Fixed.

Your an idiot

[NEkram]

453 say forget all over the place

[_Rave_]

454.  Take your shirt off, wear it as a turban, then run around screaming:

"TERRORISM IS NOT A CRIME."

[CordlessNinja]

Smoking a blunt in the parking lot during that one magical summer when you saw a Dead Body. Good times :D