Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

[Slugger]

^lol'd
486: Sit in the dressing rooms, fap and then when people come in, look at them yelling "WHAT THE forget ARE YOU LOOKING AT? DON'T STARE AT ME!"

[Ad Bot]

[DJ Shadowclaw]

487: Go into the opposite gender's dressing rooms. Then stare.

[Garrus]

Walk up to the manager, "I had enough of your *FALCO PAWNCH!*

[Garrus]

488. Idk why it cut off, after your: "Snide insinuations"

[JamestheLeet]

21: Taking a stuff in a toilet on display

22: Buy a pack of large condoms and a pack of ice. Check out with a female cashier and hit on her.

Thats for Home Depot

[Theovert]

  499: Dress up as cookie monster and whenever someone passes by you with a bag/tray of cookies in they're cart/basket, steal the cookies and run away yelling "COOKIES! AHM NUM NUM NUM NUM"
 

[Soviet]

EDIT:

490: Be theovert because he can't loving count

[Wolfie]

501: Carry around a huge stuffed bear, have on a bear mask, and stare at little kids.

[thomas64]

500:

Run into the store wearing a black fatman suit holding an AK47 airsoft gun.

Oh fat man, please!
This is getting awkward.

[Cucumber!]

Steal something.

[Soviet]

THE CURRENT NUMBER IS 492 NOT 502

[sorrel]

503: Yell this into the intercom.

THE CURRENT NUMBER IS 492 NOT 502

[Shadows71]

504: Tell a female clerk this: I'll give a nickle if you tickle my pickle!

[Anti-Block]

505: Open up all the cereal packages and push them over.

[Fjeld]

506: Tell her You will give her a dime to suck on your limes