Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

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1000. All of the Above.

I see what you did there.

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[Deathwishez]

21: Taking a stuff in a toilet on display

22: Buy a pack of large condoms and a pack of ice. Check out with a female cashier and hit on her.

[Wynd_Fox]

23. Bring a live moose into the store and devour it.

[Anti-Block]

23. Bring a live moose into the store and devour it.

24: make a 100 ways to devour a live moose list.

[Wynd_Fox]

25. Bring two moose (meese?) into the store, and have them mate. Eat the baby. Then eat the adults.

[Anti-Block]

25. Bring two moose (meese?) into the store, and have them mate. Eat the baby. Then eat the adults.

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[Deathwishez]

26. Walk in naked and ask to buy clothes.

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27. Puke on the floor then start eating it.

[Anti-Block]

28. Buy a toaster and run around naked saying "SKRYYYBBBBB"

[Wynd_Fox]

28. Discuss the merits of eating moose(s/ meese?) with the cashier.

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28.

28.

Fail.

[Wynd_Fox]

Huh? Oh, I guess I didn't see the WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING SOMEONE ELSE POSTED ALERT ALERT.

[Volga]

29. Grab a metal baseball bat and go on a rampage, destroying all of the merchandise.

[TheChaosCarrier]

30. Tell all the black people to leave the store over the PA system.

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31. Come in with a bundle of dynamite with a 30 second timer on it