Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

[Col.Burton]

507: Go to the electronics section and Play guitar hero, Then hit the clerk with the guitar and run.

[Ad Bot]

[TheChaosCarrier]

508: grab a random woman's boob and throw stuff at the nearest emplyee, all within the time frame of 40 seconds.

[Volga]

509: Walk up to the electronics section all shady then kick one of the glass cabinets and grab all the DVDs you can and walk off like nobody else gives a stuff.

[HellHound]

When a kid makes an annoying sound yell: CHILDREN. loving CHILDREN.

[SeventhSandwich]

510: Rubber band down the handle to an airhorn and throw it really far out into the store and walk away like nothing happens and hope nobody saw.

[Fire paw]

Stick a banana in your ear.

[Pew446]

511. Scream because you dropped your cookies :C
Edit:
And then pick em up and throw em at people... :3

[Camera]

512: Burn everything to the ground with an army of dragons.

[TruBluRage]

513: Behave as if you were in the Blockland forums.

[Man 2]

514: Get really really into the game demo setups, making sure to throw the controller, bash your head against the plastic shield around the console, sweating profusely, and screaming video game jargon that only people who have played the game before would understand.

[Squiggles]

515: Run around the store throwing sham-wows in people's faces. Every time one hits yell "IT'S LIKE A SHAMMY"

[Proog]

516: Go to the hat section and grab as man as you can.
Proceed to stack as many as you can and run around screaming YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM
THEY'RE MY HATs

[Man 2]

517: Walk slowly through the infant section with a puzzled look on your face, scanning every shelf of diapers, rockers, strollers, etc. closely. If an employee asks to help you, tell him you are looking for a copy of Modern Warfare 2 and ask him if he's seen them. Might not get you kicked out, maybe just a few puzzled looks at best.

[Pew446]

518: Go down food isles opening food and eating it without buying it and just walk away from it after you eat some.

517: Walk slowly through the infant section with a puzzled look on your face, scanning every shelf of diapers, rockers, strollers, etc. closely. If an employee asks to help you, tell him you are looking for a copy of Modern Warfare 2 and ask him if he's seen them. Might not get you kicked out, maybe just a few puzzled looks at best.

Lol'd.

[Man 2]

518: Go down food isles opening food and eating it without buying it and just walk away from it after you eat some.
Lol'd.

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