Author Topic: Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart (Read 92242 times)

Night Fox · August 08, 2010, 11:15:56 AM

629. Tell the cashier "This sentence is a lie".

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Kochieboy · August 08, 2010, 11:18:53 AM

630: Pretend your HWG and pretend the cashier's head was a sandvich.

HaloHalo · August 08, 2010, 11:20:31 AM

631: Make soda geysers.

Kochieboy · August 08, 2010, 11:21:49 AM

631: Go to the condom section and say, "Look at all these rubber richards!"

shafin25 · August 08, 2010, 11:35:17 AM

632: Rape

Littledude · August 08, 2010, 11:36:19 AM

1000: this stuff is stupid.

Kochieboy · August 08, 2010, 11:41:06 AM

634: RAVE PARTY!!!

Man 2 · August 08, 2010, 12:32:25 PM

635: Stand in one spot and look directly at the ceiling with a puzzled look on your face. If someone tells you there is nothing there, yell, "I KNOW IT'S UP THERE! I'VE SEEN IT! I'M NOT CRAZY!!!"

Kochieboy · August 08, 2010, 12:33:55 PM

636: reprogram the Cash Register to show research on the screen.

mr. pedophile · August 08, 2010, 12:35:07 PM

646: throw skittles at people and yell "TASTE THE RAINBOW"

647: poop on the conveyor belts, all of them.

Kochieboy · August 08, 2010, 12:38:19 PM

648: HURP DERP MODE

mr. pedophile · August 08, 2010, 12:42:20 PM

649: (banned from wal-mart) do things you see on /b/.

Kochieboy · August 08, 2010, 01:02:56 PM

650: Wear a cookie monster costume, and say I EAT YOUR COOKIES BITCH!

TheArmyGuy · August 08, 2010, 02:41:36 PM

651: Almost taste the cake...

Previous · August 08, 2010, 02:43:53 PM

652: Taste the cake.