Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

[Chocolatemonster]

653: Steal the cake.

[Ad Bot]

[Mexik]

653: Steal the cake.

It's a lie, dude

[Chocolatemonster]

It's a lie, dude

Fuu--
654: Moan because the cake is actually a lie.

[Megiaman]

655: Yell to everybody to kill themselves or youll kill them.

Wait. why is this user never posting again?

[TheLegomaster]

656: Ask how much jigahertz the computer you want has.

[-Pablo-]

666. Invert somebody else's avatar colors

[Niliscro]

667.  Apply for a job, become the manager, and kick yourself out.

[jonue]

667.  Apply for a job, become the manager, and kick yourself out.

658. bring a dog that kills and make it kill some one

[Man 2]

659. Dress up as a hippopotamus, carry a bucket of cornmeal, and ask random passersby if they've seen your bunyip.

[Rookie]

660: Eat all the grapes.

[Chocolatemonster]

run around on tiptoes, and when someone asks what your doing, say "CLUCCKCLUCKCLCUCK"
Then eat all the cereal.

[Previous]

670. Grab a nerf gun and snipe everyone.

[Mr.LoLHaX]

681. Count wrong.

[Man 2]

670. Grab a nerf gun and snipe everyone.

664. Count correctly.

[Lalam24]

What number are we at?  Stupid friends are messing up the count.