Author Topic: Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart  (Read 92234 times)

712. À l'époque où ils en avaient, vous auriez pu renverser un aquarium .
wow, when i thought you couldn't be more of a furcigarette, you have to go and get a new avatar. yiff in hell furcigarette

wow, when i thought you couldn't be more of a furcigarette, you have to go and get a new avatar. yiff in hell furcigarette
not you again, didn't you get you ass banned for being stupid? go forget yourself, and leave fox alone.

wow, when i thought you couldn't be more of a furcigarette, you have to go and get a new avatar. yiff in hell furcigarette

I wouldn't be Talking mondayface

722: Pour fake blood over yourself, pretend your a zombie, and freak out everyone in the electronics area

7??:put yellow crime scene tape around a section and call the cops and then throw a baby into that section
7??+1:ask babies/toddlers if the have to go potty if yes take them away from their parents and take them to the bathrooms

725. Demand chip's too the manager and DON'T pay for it.

722: Pour fake blood over yourself, pretend your a zombie, and freak out everyone in the electronics area

Let's hope one of them is playing L4D on the demo Xbox.

I know a way to KICK somebody ELSE outta walmart.
Get one of those barcode thignys, one that can be easily hidden.
Use a magnet and swipe it over the magnet 30 times.
In 30, i mean like swipe it left and right 30 times.
The, stick it under a shopping cart.
Let a guy wakl out with the cart.
ALARM RING FOLKS!


727: Drive into to auto repair area and ask if you can have fries with your order.

728. Stand in the frozen food section, bug out your eyes, and stair at a single item (it doesn't matter what).

729: Act like a white supremacist

730: Be a Dalek and EXTERMINATE everyone in the store

731: Grab a can of tomato soup and try to open it with your teeth or a canopener.

732

do the moonwalk down the aisle after getting some toilet paper