Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

[Man 2]

749 (yeah that's right, I re-railed the counting): Throw various items into the neighboring aisles, such as packs of toilet paper or things that couldn't kill someone.

[Ad Bot]

[Mr.jacksaunt]

750: Run in and say:
"Hola chicos, ¿ha sido el de la vieja marina de guerra? Están teniendo una venta de pantalones de carga ENORME!"
(Hey guys, have you been to old-navy? They are having a HUGE sale on cargo pants!)
Then fall through a window.

[Man 2]

Then fall through a window.

Tell me, have you ever ACTUALLY seen a window in Wal-Mart?

[Night Fox]

Tell me, have you ever ACTUALLY seen a window in Wal-Mart?

Yep.

They're on the roof.

[Man 2]

Yep.

They're on the roof.

Most people call those skylights. there's a difference.

[JD]

Most people call those skylights. there's a difference.

A skylight is still a window.

Definitions of skylight on the Web:

    * a window in a roof to admit daylight

[ModderSlodder]

751:Yell forget THE GOVERNMENT!Hell man I would just for the fun of it...

[Mr.jacksaunt]

Yep.

They're on the roof.

You win the prize!
:D

[ModderSlodder]

752:Go up to a kid and say "I forgot my Underwear under your parent's bed can you get them for me without your dad seeing?"

[Legodude77]

753:Get some dark shades and go yell "SAREN!!"how ever you spell that name.
754:Yell "Weegee!"really loud and point at a game with luigi on it.

[Man 2]

755: Go around asking people why Khajiit lick their butts, and see how many people get the answer right.
"To get the taste of Khajiit cooking out of their mouths! :D"

[No dinner for king]

Go to the Mcdonalds (some of them have it) Dressed up as Moses, and lead ppl following you to the local Burger king.

[Celtic Wolf]

Go to the Mcdonalds (some of them have it) Dressed up as Moses, and lead ppl following you to the local Burger king.

407: Copy a good idea like so, so many cigarettes tend to do.

380: Run inside dressed like Moses and scream, "FOLLOW ME TO SALVATION!" Then run over to Target.

[Celtic Wolf]

408: Point out this double post. :D

[frogger3140]

759: Tap into the intercom system and yell "I'M THE JUGGANAUT YOU BIATCH"