Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

[skelolego229]

678. WOW THATS  A-




get naked and start rubbing your ass on everything

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[ruiner369]

676. Go inside those huge cages they have with the big gaint, bouncy balls.

679

Hide inside cages with the giant toy balls in them and get naked inside so you don't get kicked out too soon and then....whenever someone takes a ball put your snake in it's place and yell 'HEY! GRAB THIS BALL KID, AND SUCK ON IT!'

Or just put your snake there and scare the child and rape him....Wait wat

[Ghøst]

101. Sit in the middle of the store screaming "KUMBAYA, MAH LORD!" and spreading the Word of God. :3



That's how I always get thrown out. 

I LOL'ED SO HARD OH MY GOD!

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You can get banned for that.

[Kochieboy]

680: Ask someone if they can show you a tour around the place, then fart in their face and call them a gullible friend.

[Placid]

681. get kicked out of Wal Mart

[Skyfrost]

667: be a dumbass and ask every one were the bwathr00ms are, when you get there come back complaining that "it's not a bwathr00m, its a R3str00m >:C"

leave l33tcigarette

[Kochieboy]

682: Drink a ton of beer,
then go to the electronics section,
????
Profit!

[keonesan]

683. Go to the electronics area and punch out a little kid who's playing one of the demo games, then start playing it.

[Rookie]

684. Hack the computers and play blockland on them

[Kochieboy]

684. Hack the computers and play blockland on them

this

[Rookie]

685. fill the computers with ramen soup
685. make a batch so when you open the computer research comes up then tell a small child to turn it on

[Man 2]

687. Bring to the store an imaginary cart, and when you go to drop things in, just drop them on the ground and carry on. When you reach the checkout, protest with "My cart was here a minute ago..."

[Xx7xX]

688:

Take the cover paper off of a research DVD and replace it with that of a Dora DVD, and place it in movies section.

Kid: Mommy, where's spanish girl?
Mom: HOLY FFUU--