Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

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89. Chew on the nearest person.
90. Say "forget off" to the greeter.
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[Ad Bot]

[King of losers]

91:

[Volga]

Seriously, what the hell! Lay off :C

You're embarrassing me...

[Wynd_Fox]

92. Eat a moose that you killed with a lightsaber from the toys.

[MunkeyCheez]

93. resist the law and pay with your blood

[King of losers]

Seriously, what the hell! Lay off :C

You're embarrassing me...

Obama

[Volga]

Obama

I R OBAMA
ENJOY research NOW

[Marcem]

94. Making every post a loveual reference.

[TheChaosCarrier]

I R OBAMA
ENJOY research NOW

DarthVolga: I R OBAMA
DarthVolga: ENJOY research NOW
DarthVolga: (that made me laugh.)
Comm. TopHat: YUS
Comm. TopHat: OBAMA GIV U GOVERNMENT research
Comm. TopHat: ALL THE HIDDEN CHILD research STOLEN FROM DEM love OFENDURS AND KEPT IN A SACRED VAULT
Comm. TopHat: ALL GO TO U
DarthVolga: Oh lord, my sides
Comm. TopHat: GOOD JORB

95. Asking everyone for child research.

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Comm. TopHat: GOOD JORB

[Narkro555]

96. Fap to that child research

[King of losers]

97. Dress in a fursuit
98. Threaten to beat old people with a rock that you found in the parking lot.
99. loveually harass old people
100. Try to convince kids that you have candy in the back of your car.

[*Magick* Mage]

101. Sit in the middle of the store screaming "KUMBAYA, MAH LORD!" and spreading the Word of God. :3



That's how I always get thrown out. 

[pixl]

102. Masterbate

[mrlolop]

103: Kindly ask them to kick you out.