Author Topic: Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart  (Read 92671 times)

454.  Take your shirt off, wear it as a turban, then run around screaming:

"TERRORISM IS NOT A CRIME."

STOLEN BITCH

455.get a hoodie and spill research of men in the girl's toys isle right when a single mother and her two duaghters are about to walk in it

No. 456. Go to the TV section and scream "WHERE IS THE PLAYBOY CHANNEL?!".

Tape naked women in the bathrooms, then hook your camera up to all the computers and TV's ,and have it playing on loop

457: Set hair on fire and walk around like normally when somebody tells you your hairs on fire say: "what?"

walk out and walk in and walk out and walk in and walk out and walk in and walk out and walk in and walk out and walk in and walk out and walk in and walk out and walk in and walk out and walk in and walk out and walk in and walk out and walk in and walk out and walk in and walk out and walk in and walk out and repeat.

458. RICKROLL DEM BITCHES

459. Poop on everything in the produce section.
460. Fart into the Intercom/P.A System

 no. 461- Force the manager to watch 2girls1cup

462. Nonchalantly put a copy of Star Wars Episode I into a DVD player and have it play at full volume on a 52" flatscreen.

463. go up to the manager and try to strip them.

464. Yell "I lost the game" into the intercom

465. Yell at someone saying "BASTARDS!!!!".


467. Knock down everything And everyone and... you get the point...