Author Topic: Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart  (Read 94039 times)

468. Sneak into the Employees room and jump out with no-one finding you and yell at the top of your lungs

469: Finding the nerf guns and shooting every child that passes by in the face. Also works with the swords.

470: Steal the intercom thingy, and start singing Never gonna give you up at the top of your lungs.

471 Humping people
472 Bringing Food and Throwing it at people
473 Peeing on the floor
474 Pooping on the floor
475 Licking The Food

476. Divide by 0 infront of the manager.

471 Humping people
472 Bringing Food and Throwing it at people
473 Peeing on the floor
474 Pooping on the floor
475 Licking The Food
You are not funny.

477. thorugh everything around.
478. pick up a custmer and through him at your boss.
479. pull out a gun and shoot the fish tanks.

Get two airsoft machineguns then pretend to be Rambo.

Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post. RAGE 823: Go to a HDtv and punch it saying "I HATE THE ORILEY FACTORY!"
824: Pull one of those nerf chainguns and say "ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES" And shoot it while screaming "YATATATATATATTA DOBADODODADADUDA DADAD YATTATATA DO KA-BOOM!"

Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post. RAGE 823: Go to a HDtv and punch it saying "I HATE THE ORILEY FACTORY!"
824: Pull one of those nerf chainguns and say "ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES" And shoot it while screaming "YATATATATATATTA DOBADODODADADUDA DADAD YATTATATA DO KA-BOOM!"

480: Count to 1000, skipping around a few hundred numbers, then going back an correcting yourself (on the intercom system).

481: Scream ERECTIN A SENTREH and then deploy a sentry gun , that blasts all baby products.

482: Request that the manager pick up his balls and life from electronics on the intercom

483: Make the intercom explode after making it make a loud, annoying, high pitched sound for 7 hours.

484: Be a trolololol

485:

Steal someones fish.