Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

[Soviet]

188. If you're a fat guy, take off your shirt and run around repetitively screaming whatever you please.

[Ad Bot]

[Deathwishez]

189. Walk in with a bomb on your chest

[Vulgus]

190. Do all of these, each one done disguised as another person

[snugglebear212]

191.pretend that the trash cans are urinals and force yourself to pee in every one whilst yelling at everyone who looks/asks "GET OUT OF MY YARD YOU DAMN ALIEN ZOMBIE!"

[hotshot87]

192. Yell this at the manager: GAME OVER YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

[*Magick* Mage]

193. Burn their women, rape their fields!

[hotshot87]

194:
forget the manager.

[Tremrist]

195: Run in with a gun and throw it at the first fat person you see.

[hotshot87]

196: kick the first fat guy you see in the nuts and say that he asked you to do that to him.

[Atomshock]

197. go in and turn the locks shut on all the doors.

[Skateaton]

198:
1. Goto walmart
2. Ride the bikes around the store knocking everything down
4. ????
5. Profit.

 

[Mega713]

Stare at a blinking light, after about ten minutes start saying "blink" every time it blinks.

[*Magick* Mage]

200. Make racial slurs in the opposite love's bathroom. o:

[Jellypuddle]

201. Dalmations

[hotshot87]

202: Go to a fat person on a diet and eat a double chocolate cake in front of him/her.  Then run out of the store without paying for the cake while yelling "Its all a lie!"