Author Topic: Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart  (Read 92952 times)

47. Stick posters of Furry research all over the shelves and watch people's reactions.

48. Eat a moose in the middle of the store, and invite others to eat a moose with you.

49. Drive car into store.

50. Go to the pharmacy section and start swallowing all the pills you can find

51. Consoe hack basdspot.

52. Ask where they sell the moose to eat.

53. Keep talking over and over again above moose's.

54. Yell at someone while their on the phone.
55. Scream as loud as you can in the PA system.

56. wander around,hitting walls. if someone asks what you are doing say "DONT BE A PICKLE MOM!"then run out screaming THIIIIIIOIIIIIOISSSSS IIIIIIIISSSSS SSSSSSSSPPPPAAAARRRTTTTAAAAAA!

57. Come in with a grenade in your mouth.
58. Be Plaz.

59. Walk around smoking a cigar, and everytime you pass somebody blow puffs of smoke in their face. Not only will you be a loving starfish, but there is a no smoking rule.

60. Lick someone.

61. Hide in the clothes racks and yell, "Pick me! Pick me!".

62. Walk up to random strangers and go "I am...PAINIS Cupcake!......I will eat you"

63. Run out of creativity for the day :C