Literal/Blunt Jokes

[Menen]

Example :

How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the ladder, and the other to turn the light bulb in a clockwise fashion until it is secured in the socket.

Post your's here.

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[Kalphiter]

I'm one-half Italian, one-half German, and one-half Polish.

[LordCutlerBeckett]

I'm Czechoslovakian.

[JAW959]

A man walks into a bar, he's an alcoholic who beats his wife and kids, his family is falling apart because of his drinking

[King of losers]

Your mother is so fat, she has to work out to lose weight

[oromis]

I'm one-half Italian, one-half German, and one-half Polish.

3 over 2.

[LordCutlerBeckett]

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Me.

Oh.

[Kalphiter]

I'm Czechoslovakian.

That's politically incorrect considering Czechoslovakia doesn't exist anymore; it is now Slovakia and the Czech republic. Unless you meant you're Czech and Slovakian.

[Kevdude]

I'm one-half Italian, one-half German, and one-half Polish.

I'm three quarters Drunk Irish and one quarter Stupid Polish

[mrlolop]

So this man walks into a bar and sits down next to a black man, and nothing else happens.

[King of losers]

Your mother is so fat, when she sits on the couch, she sits on it.

[Illidan]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

[MegaScientifical]

What do you call an Irish that stays out all night?



Patty O'furniture.

Off Topic: HI SEMEN!

ARGH, stop interrupting my posts you got damn post spammers.

[King of losers]

Your mother is so stupid, when she opens the mail box, theres mail in it!


OOOOOOO- I should really stop saying Yo mama jokes.

[LordCutlerBeckett]

That's politically incorrect considering Czechoslovakia doesn't exist anymore; it is now Slovakia and the Czech republic. Unless you meant you're Czech and Slovakian.

My Great-great etc. Grandmother was born in Czechoslovakia when it existed, before it split. To make sense, she was born in the Czech Republic area.