Dungeons and Dragons

[Welknair]

you really don't believe I'm married do you? well you sir are mistaken because i am married to a beautiful women named marry

A married man who doesn't capitalize and apparently is married to women named Marry. I thought polygamy was illegal...

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[Nepthan]

A married man who doesn't capitalize and apparently is married to women named Marry. I thought polygamy was illegal...

He must be a Mormon.

[superslayer]

none of you deserve to see my wife, I'm not even going to show you me. you will never know what i look like because you keep trollin my marrage

[superslayer]

He must be a Mormon.

god i was happy this morning and now im pissed, this forum is infested with to many trolls

[Welknair]

keep trollin my marriage

god i was happy this morning and now im pissed, this forum is infested with too many trolls

For one, I understand you're not wanting to post pictures of yourself and other people you know.


Maybe we can get off the topic of Super saying he has a wife?


Red Dragon: Good or Evil?

[Pyrle]

none of you deserve to see my wife, I'm not even going to show you me. you will never know what i look like because you keep trollin my marrage

You are just sad..

[Welknair]

Red Dragon: Good or Evil?

(Basic DnD competency test)

[Br4nd0n]

erm well im thinking about starting to play REASONS FOR NOT PLAYING

1:my friends wouldnt care if i played but yeah they would probly never play
2:no group to play with
3:gotta find the money to buy the stuff
4:im only a beginner (well not much of a reason not to play but i dont wanna play with Veterans)

but i can get past all those reasons

[Br4nd0n]

god i was happy this morning and now im pissed, this forum is infested with to many trolls

agreed i hate teh trolls deh be stealin mah time and money that i could use on my geico car insurance

[Welknair]

Cast magic missile on the trolls?

[Br4nd0n]

Cast magic missile on the trolls?

 that.....that idea its so....so brilliant....SO FREAKING BRILLIANT..........

RANDOM FACT NO ONE CARES ABOUT!!!

my dad used to play D&D and he is no nerd hes a hunter and fisherman but he quit playing AND that is the random fact no one cares about for today

EDIT: by him being a hunter and a fisherman i meen in real life

[Welknair]

Heh heh. I bet he didn't have a will save.

[Br4nd0n]

Heh heh. I bet he didn't have a will save.

a will save?

[Welknair]

a will save?

You see, players have 4 main defensive stats.
AC(Armor Class) - Standard attacks (swords, arrows, magic rays, etc.)
Saves:
Fortitude: (Against diseases, and health-endangering abilities)
Reflex: (To jump out of the way of something or quickly accomplish a task (such as grabbing onto the side of the cliff as you're pushed off)
Will: (To overcome mind-affecting abilities, such as charm person)



They did not have will saves in 2.0 which was out around the time your dad probably played.





Random DnD jokes:
The screen saves. Everyone else takes full damage.
Day breaks. Make a craft check to put it back together.
Night falls. Make a reflex save or be crushed.



Oh, and if you want to learn more about what DnD is like, try this: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0001.html
It's awesome.

[Br4nd0n]

You see, players have 4 main defensive stats.
AC(Armor Class) - Standard attacks (swords, arrows, magic rays, etc.)
Saves:
Fortitude: (Against diseases, and health-endangering abilities)
Reflex: (To jump out of the way of something or quickly accomplish a task (such as grabbing onto the side of the cliff as you're pushed off)
Will: (To overcome mind-affecting abilities, such as charm person)



They did not have will saves in 2.0 which was out around the time your dad probably played.





Random DnD jokes:
The screen saves. Everyone else takes full damage.
Day breaks. Make a craft check to put it back together.
Night falls. Make a reflex save or be crushed.



Oh, and if you want to learn more about what DnD is like, try this: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0001.html
It's awesome.

as a matter a fact my dad did play 2.0 and cool thanks for telling me that little bit more of info i might need so i dont seem handicapped (oh and idk why im saying this BUUUUUT) my dad was a Elven Thief who had a Long Bow and mitheral (or however you spell it) armor