I'm going to surgery tomorrow

[Nikki]

I'll get rid of the note. Thanks for your nice replies. Especially A.R.C and Visage's. I feel much better :D

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[Fizzles]

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I've got 7 for real

[Kalphiter]

surgury

[Regulith]

Don't die

[Kalphiter]

Don't die

Don't live.

[Oasis]

What if you bleed to death on the table?

What if you go into cardiac arrest?

What if you are infected by some virus during surgery, and you are diagnosed 5 months later, when it's to late?

What if the doctor dies in the middle of the operation, and bleeds all over your open body, then you die from AIDS? (That he potentially could have.)

What if they accidentally leave a scalpel in your body?

What if?

[A.R.C.]

What if you get raped by a bear during surgery?

[Oasis]

What if you get raped by a bear during surgery?

That is the most likely scenario, thanks ARC. Can't believe I forgot that what if.

[Sandvich]

What if alien monkeys from a planet far, far away drops a nuclear bomb from a giant UFO and blows up japan and causes an earthquake to go across the world potentially triggering volcanoes and stuff to create a giant explosion and freeze the earth to where you die on a table with no heat while being shook to death with possiblities of being pelted by rocks?
HM?

[pixl]

Don't worry, you will be too gassed up to care.
Good luck

[A.R.C.]

That is the most likely scenario, thanks ARC. Can't believe I forgot that what if.

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[Dusty12]

Thank goodness it's not Poliosis!

Kudos to those who get the reference.

[A.R.C.]

stuffty comedians.
Wooo...

[*Magick* Mage]

What if you bleed to death on the table?

What if you go into cardiac arrest?

What if you are infected by some virus during surgery, and you are diagnosed 5 months later, when it's to late?

What if the doctor dies in the middle of the operation, and bleeds all over your open body, then you die from AIDS? (That he potentially could have.)

What if they accidentally leave a scalpel in your body?

What if?

What if, what if, what if!? Is that all you ever ask - what if? - What if cars ran on spit?!

[Oasis]

What if, what if, what if!? Is that all you ever ask - what if? - What if cars ran on spit?!

Considering spit is mostly water, which can be split into hydrogen and oxygen fuel, which would then be potentially usable on an engine, I'd say cool.

What if God were real?