Teachers Gone Mad!

[TheLegomaster]

I'm the nice guy in class, I never get in trouble and whatnot.
So, when I was about 4 or 5, the head master comes in.
He walks up to me and says: "There you are, you little pain-in-the-neck! Now I'm going to fish your trouble-making once and for all!" He picks me up, walks to an open window and acted as if he was going to throw me out.
He put me down and we all laughed.
The End.





Edit: I are king of page 5.

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[Skyra]

I had 3 fun teachers. My 5th grade let me keep the class pet for spring/winter break. My old 7th grade social studies teacher (he switched jobs with another person) made his one little mini series which was quite good. Then some students started throwing an eraser around behind his back and we would laugh. He turned around and said "you guys are starting to scare me". My Technology teacher would give us something to do and when we were done she had a little approved list of games. Who knew fake surgery was fun. I'm still trying to figure out why she calls me "Wild man".
Now the 2 teachers that I don't care much for. My 7th grade science teacher would complain about how we annoy here and waist time. She talks about it for 5 minutes and waste time herself. My 7th grade math teacher she whines when you are failing a test she is grading, she looked ugly until she had those hair implants put in her skull. Ever seen a women that was nearly bald?
At least I have had a good share of teachers of different personalities.

[IkeTheGeneric]

The worst thing a teacher did was kill me with a knife


Not too bad, eh?

[Soviet]

Oh, Mr. Shepherd. My 6th grade Social Studies teacher. He was really strict when we had him in class, but for later grades he was the man. One time, a girl from 7th grade came down into our classroom, he had this large red ball, almost like a wiffle ball, and whips it at her repeatedly.

Then another time, he got so mad that he through a chair across the room. This happened in a previous class period, so I am not sure why he got so mad.

Lastly, this kid Anthony that always got on his nerves was repeatedly click his pen. Mr. Shepherd took the pen and hummed it out the open window. It was pretty funny.

[Emerson]

My chemistry teacher started menopause halfway through the year and she's being a total bitch now.

Especially to my class, which is the last period of the day. By the time we get there, she's gone through 5 other classes and is probably beyond frustrated, leaving us for her to take it out on.

Are you a sophomore by chance?

[TurnipBlog]

here's my story: Bak in 5th grade, I had 2 teachers, 1 was Ms. Richardson and other Ms. Hornsby, Hornsby was a teacher just learning what to do and how to be a teacher, and Ms. Richardson was very dumb. I was a nice guy, good grades, and wasn't at all mean, and respectfull, well the other guys...............not so much. The other guys had kickball for thier life, and I wasn't the best at it.............so these guys would drag me by the neck any chance they get (metaphoricly) But the did beat me up, curse me out, and I couldn't handle fighting back, because I was too nice to fight, with Hornsby around, that never happened, yet with Richarndson it would happen (please not Hornsby wasn't there for most of the year, only for 1/4 she was there and then had to teach) And I could tell she disliked me because on the day we made art Richardson was like WOW! LOOK AT THAT PROJECT! (classmate name) THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, VERY CREATIVE! (other classmate name) (then me) that's ok (my name) luckily she along with the other 5th grade teachers had lost thier jobs (except for Hornsby, luckily)

[SeventhSandwich]

I had this teacher, Mrs. Salisz, in I think 5th grade. Anyway, some kid kept farting in the classroom, and since it was a fairly small classroom the teacher smelled it and eventually got us up in a circle talking about it. She kept using the word fart like crazy and talking extremely slowly in a hilarious fashion.

They had this discipline program where if you did something bad in class, you would get sent to step 1, if you talked in step 1, you would be in step 2, all the way up to 4 where you get sent to the office.

So I, to no avail tried to not laugh, but I did and she sent me to Step 1.



Honestly, It wasn't that bad, but I got sent to step 2, for laughing even more.





Luckily, now that I am in higher grades they don't have stuffty discipline programs.

[Hell Bird]

Dude i had this one Korean War old guys for a sub. He got so pissed he was like to this kid "You better shut up before i make you run all the way down to yonder tree with your rifle yelling im and idiot!!!!!" he was yelling and was a officer in the korean war earned a bunch of medals.

[TurnipBlog]

Dude i had this one World War old guy for a sub. He got so pissed he was like to this kid "You better shut up before i make you run to Iran barefoot with no food or water you worthless scrawny peice of garbage!YOU MAGGOT!!!!!" he was yelling and was a officer in the world war earned a bunch of medals.

that would have been a better story :)

[TurnipBlog]

Then another time, he got so mad that he through a student across the room. This happened in a previous class period, so I am not sure why he got so mad.

Lastly, this kid Anthony that always got on his nerves was repeatedly breathing air. Mr. Shepherd took Anthony and hummed him out the open window. It was pretty funny.

some moar better stories :D

[Kimmia]

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