He emailed me saying he was going to kill himself. I might be gullible, but holy stuff I can't think straight and my mind is exploding. I hope this is a lie and I am overreacting. If not, I will be very sad for a long, long time. If you're as gullible as me, PM him and tell him to stop this foolery. Anything to not have him ctrl-K.
Serious. :C