I almost cut my tounge off.

[Coolio]

I almost cut my tongue off with a fork. I was eating breakfast with a uber pointy fork. I cut the waffle and when I put it into my mouth, I missed my mouth and cut my tongue.


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(I posted this in games)

[Ad Bot]

[Sebster 105]

My tongue is bleeding!

/bandwagon

[Chriz]

dumbass.

[TwenteFreak]

I missed my mouth and cut my tongue.

Get some glasses before you slice your veins smartass

[Coolio]

My genitals are bleeding!

/bandwagon

[skelolego229]

My tongue is bleeding!

/bandwagon

tunajar
/hoponwagon

[D3ATH]

Woah, a fork which can cut off tongue!

[Chriz]

to state the extremely obvious, i will quote this statement i had made earlier again.

dumbass.

[snugglebear212]

I missed my mouth and cut my tongue.

how can you miss your mouth and still cut your tongue?

[Chriz]

how can you miss your mouth and still cut your tongue?

hax

[snugglebear212]

oh that makes sense

[(Hit Man)]

Give that damn fork to me, sounds like a freaking knife, not a damn fork.

[tails]

How do you miss your mouth but still hit your tongue? Last time i checked your tongue is in your mouth.

[Madmitten]

he stabbed his tongue, has a few minor bumps/cuts.
he said he almost cut his tongue off because he wants to get more attention

[Brickman]