Beyond Patience

[Moybus]

man made disasters are funny, because you can't blame it on nature/god/chance

we could have stopped it from happening, but we were too busy stuffing our pockets with all the cash from the oil.

[Ad Bot]

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Send a big sea trowl to scoop up the top layer of the oil and transport it to the military to create flamethrowers!

[Raeyok]

man made disasters are funny, because you can't blame it on nature/god/chance

we could have stopped it from happening, but we were too busy stuffing our pockets with all the cash from the oil.

Not only that, but they didn't even have the loving blueprints for anything on the rig. So when it exploded, no-one knew what exploded nor how to stop it.

The fact that the rig was bearing the flag of the Marshall Islands is bad enough. The Marshall Islands do not have to pay taxes, and their safety regulations, if any, are beyond lenient.

[Bones]

Jesus Christ, we need to get our loving asses up and go send our AUVs (Autonomous Underwater Vehicles, basically unmanned submarines) to go clean it up. WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY! SPEND THE MONEY TO GIVE THEM THE ATTACHMENTS AND SEND THEM DOWN! Entire species could be dying out down there!

[Sebster 105]

Honestly they could've set the oil on fire and it'd do better than what these guys are doing

[skelolego229]

Honestly they could've set the oil on fire and it'd do better than what these guys are doing

inb4globalwarming

[Tom Gunn]

Me need to raise a giant human baby to go drink it up.

[Riot]

inb4globalwarming

 That's not how it works, just don't talk anymore.

[Tom Gunn]

Global Warming

[Riot]

Global Warming

[Inv3rted]

The Soviets used to use low-yield nuclear weapons to plug oil leaks.

[Riot]

The Soviets used to use low-yield nuclear weapons to plug oil leaks.

 Problem is Obama is against any kind of nuclear... I think this problem will just spread like butter on a hot pan.

[Inv3rted]

Problem is everyone is against any kind of nuclear... I think this problem will just spread like butter on a hot pan.

FTFY

[Raeyok]

Jesus Christ, we need to get our loving asses up and go send our AUVs (Autonomous Underwater Vehicles, basically unmanned submarines) to go clean it up. WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY! SPEND THE MONEY TO GIVE THEM THE ATTACHMENTS AND SEND THEM DOWN! Entire species could be dying out down there!

"Oh no, we're too busy giving ourselves money baths to go clean up after the disaster we caused by our handicappedness."

[Raeyok]

Bump because this topic is too important to die right now.