I was the only activity.
No single BAN member joined.
Only Plant did.
That is how I got to know him in the first place.
Sorry we weren't all simultaneously at your disposal.
I know it's a great hindrance to your personal desires.
But out of all people, not even you could recodnize that the ship and the sign were a gigantic loving joke? :(

Maybe if I come up with some stuffty backstory,
I can still save my social reputation! ..I know!
I'll say it was a joke so that nobody knows I'm
crying right now!