Conspiracies

[Captain Crazy]

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand agriculture you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of Americans made up of blacks with help from Comedy Central.
The conspiracy first started during World war 2 in Afghanistan. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Boston Tea Party.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their Nose twitching.

They want to Party whiste christians and imprison resisters in hell using planes.

In order to prepare for this, we all must murder. Since the media is controlled by democrats we should get our information from republicans.

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What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand why you enrolled in Apeture science you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of Apeture science members. made up of GLaDOS with help from Steam Inc..

The conspiracy first started during The day Chell enrolled as a test subject in The test chambers. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The day chell recieved the portal gun.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their ability to insult you.

They want to destroy Chell and imprison resisters in Android hell using Portal guns.

In order to prepare for this, we all must destroy GLaDOS. Since the media is controlled by Steam inc. we should get our information from Chell.

[jigalon]

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Furries you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofFurries made up of Furries with help from Furries.

The conspiracy first started during Furries in Furries. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Furries.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirFurries.

They want to Furries Furries and imprison resisters in Furries using Furries.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Furries. Since the media is controlled by Furries we should get our information from Furries.


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What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand [Ensert Concept here] you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of [Enter group Here] made up of [Enter minority here] with help from [Enter group 2 here.

The conspiracy first started during [Enter event here] in [Enter place here]. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including [Enter famous event here].

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their [Enter annoying habit here].

They want to [Enter violent act here] [enter "Righteous" Person here] and imprison resisters in [Enter bad place here] using [Enter vehicle here].

In order to prepare for this, we all must [Enter action here]. Since the media is controlled by [Enter Liberate here] we should get our information from CHUCK NORRIS NOOB HAHAHAHA HAX HAX HAHXHXHXHXH WHERWEWEWREWE HAX.

[Qwepir]

In order to understand Communism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of powerful dictators made up of egomaniacs with help from those pesky Ruskies.

The conspiracy first started during WWI in Russia. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Cold War.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their fuzzy hats and habit of putting red stars on everything.

They want to destroy capitalism and imprison resisters in East Berlin using bullets.

In order to prepare for this, we all must stick our heads in the dirt. Since the media is controlled by baby eaters we should get our information from bible thumpers.

[Big Brother]

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Fish you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of morons made up of dawgs with help from JizzBagsUnite.
The conspiracy first started during 911 in your Mom. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Rape.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirwanking.

They want to stab Adolf Riddler and imprison resisters in your mom using portals.

In order to prepare for this, we all must rape. Since the media is controlled by Alan Sugar we should get our information from rapists.

[skill4life]

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand Big Bang you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofNew World Builders made up of Your Mother with help from Klu Klux Klan.
The conspiracy first started during World Trade Center Attack in Tokyo, Japan. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The Revolution.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirBitting your fingernails.

They want to Terrorism Free Staters and imprison resisters in Hell using Bus.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Shank. Since the media is controlled by Christianity we should get our information from Atheist.

[King of losers]

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand Big balls you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of people with overstretched star fishes made up of black people with help from fat people.
The conspiracy first started during discovering America in my mother's basement. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the outbreak of fat people.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirputting their balls in people's faces.

They want to stealing TVs and imprison resisters in my mother's basement using their fatness.

In order to prepare for this, we all must kill the black people. Since the media is controlled by Ku Klux Klan we should get our information from the Blockland forums.

[Colten]

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand love you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofsnakees made up of carrots with help from douches.
The conspiracy first started during WWII in Detroit. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including 9/11.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirloveual habits.

They want to rape Jesus and imprison resisters in North Korea using rockets.

In order to prepare for this, we all must rape. Since the media is controlled by republicans we should get our information from Fox News.
What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand mondays you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofmondays made up of mondays with help from mondays.
The conspiracy first started during monday/11 in mondayville. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including mondays.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirgang signs.

They want to enslave whites and imprison resisters in mondayville using mondays.

In order to prepare for this, we all must whip them back to the cotton fields. Since the media is controlled by mondays we should get our information from MSNBC.

[Coolio]

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Blueprint Project you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofHippies made up of lawl with help from Band.

The conspiracy first started during my birth in Sewers. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the world being,,... there.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirFap.

They want to Violent fap Sparta and imprison resisters in Hell using The medic bringing you to hell to glue you back togeather.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Blow up hell. Since the media is controlled by Obama we should get our information from forget this stuff im done!.

[Frenchfrie]

9/11 The biggest one of all

[Ector]

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand toast you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofterrorists made up of Inuit with help from the British Crown.

The conspiracy first started during WW2 in Bunker Hill. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including a war.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their nail-biting.

They want to murder the Space Marines and imprison resisters in Antarctica using buses.

In order to prepare for this, we all must eat. Since the media is controlled by Republicans we should get our information from Democrats.

[julius]

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand handicaps you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of soldiers made up of secret members with help from Africans.

The conspiracy first started during II World War in Germany. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Iraqi War.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their handicapation.

They want to handicap Europeans and imprison resisters in Ukraine using cars.

In order to prepare for this, we all must hide. Since the media is controlled by Indians we should get our information from Chinese.