Crazy cunt ass bitch hoe step brother is on crack!

[Rughugger]

This is forealz.

No one telling the truth ever says this...ever. Not even black people.

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[SeventhSandwich]

Oh disregard the last post then.
My dad drugged himself up, and murdered somebody or something in a car.

Atleast thats what I get out of him getting home with a bloody hand and hair and blood splattered all over the inside :/
that and he goes to jail all the time  

Haven't seen him in 11 years :I

[MasterCookie]

No one telling the truth ever says this...ever. Not even black people.

I'm sorry, but it's the truthfull truth forealz

No but seriously, I'm not lieing.

[Meekl]

Wat.

Here's a piktur of him

[*Magick* Mage]

Kill him

Get him help. If he's truly crazy, he'll need all the help he can get. I'm not sure why he did drugs or what happened to him throughout the course of his life, but he certainly can't deal with troubles with these kinds of issues. Do anything in your power to get him help, but do mind to keep yourself safe. :s

[ipodmemorizer55]

And comes here 6 times a day, only to ask for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold her car for gas money

On-topic: Get him to go back to prison or make sure to lock your door in the night time.

[MasterCookie]

Kill him

Get him help. If he's truly crazy, he'll need all the help he can get. I'm not sure why he did drugs or what happened to him throughout the course of his life, but he certainly can't deal with troubles with these kinds of issues. Do anything in your power to get him help, but do mind to keep yourself safe. :s

His mom left him and my dad when he was 12. If she didn't he would be normal, but I wouldn't have been born :C this means something!

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I'm not even kidding. This is forealz.

You know why it's funny?
That's the exact thing you said last time with the whole "my friend's mom gave me a lewinsky" thing.

[MasterCookie]

Yeah but this isn't "Unrealistic" a lot of people have have crazy stalker step brothers, right?

[Healbadbad]

Deadbolt locks on every door, and if he breaks in, taze him.

[Ladios]

Start a twitter account and post things your crazy brother says.
Become web superstar
Get your own sitcom with Captain Kirk staring
???
Profit

[NickTheSushi]

It's not. I'm not even kidding. This is forealz.
 I don't like him. He use to be really cool, and stuff. He use to fix my pc's. Showed me some online games. Now he's just a fat noob, that bothers us. My dad rages, every time he sees him, and kicks him out, but since he took a business trip, not much my mom, and me can do.

You said you bought a fleshlight.
You said your "hot" stepmom was getting tit implants and she was wanting to rape/love you up.
You promised people awesome lasers and they got lasers but they weren't as awesome as you said.
You said you were giving out plants to people with correct address that your dumbass couldn't read.

Stop making stories please.

[MasterCookie]

HOW DO ANY OF THOSE loving STORIES COMPARE TO SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS THIS.
WHAT
THE
forget.

[Healbadbad]

Forget the locks, just taze him.

[MasterCookie]

I have a taser, those that shoot. But they have these chips, that if I shoot, the cops come. And he hasn't done anything thats worth me going to jail (even though I would get a layer, and get out, it's just too much trouble)