Crazy cunt ass bitch hoe step brother is on crack!

[Healbadbad]

Ok, then go with the locks, and taze him for trespassing if he breaks in.

Or just live in mexico.

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[MasterCookie]

Thats not a good reason, are lawyer would have trouble getting me out of jail.
And he's like... Weird. He doesn't open locked doors. Or doors at all, he is too scared of them. He makes us open them. Alot of the times we turn off every thing and pretend we aren't home.

[comr4de]

Mastercookie we need to meet so I can rape you give you free candy

[ipodmemorizer55]

Kill him

:o Magick saying "Kill him"? Waht.

[NickTheSushi]

HOW DO ANY OF THOSE loving STORIES COMPARE TO SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS THIS.
WHAT
THE
forget.

They were all simple, you just played them up really awfully.

Stop attention whoring and make a twitter.

[Healbadbad]

Thats not a good reason, are lawyer would have trouble getting me out of jail.
And he's like... Weird. He doesn't open locked doors. Or doors at all, he is too scared of them. He makes us open them. Alot of the times we turn off every thing and pretend we aren't home.

well, there you go. Keep the doors locked if you know he's coming.

[MasterCookie]

Will do, I notice he doesn't bother to call us to open them, just are doors are numberpads, and he knows the code D:!

[Healbadbad]

Deadbolt locks

[NickTheSushi]

You could also do nothing, considering this is just a bunch of bullstuff.

[MasterCookie]

Dude, no it's not. You can't just call something bull stuff with out something backing you up, just go away. I'm dead serious.

and how the hell is incest, on the same level as this?

[Marcem]

I swear I'm tired of this hoe coming to my house, he is pale as a friend.

Apparently, gay people are pale.  So, who says this is a lie?

[MasterCookie]

And my mom is nervouse he might show up in the middle of the night, so she wants me to sleep with her, and that means I can't fap :C!

[*Magick* Mage]

And my mom is nervouse he might show up in the middle of the night, so she wants me to sleep with her, and that means I can't fap :C!

That's illegal. :o

[Healbadbad]

Barricade the door.

[MasterCookie]

That's illegal. :o

Ohlol.
No, see her room has like 2 detachable beds, And they're huge and soft and confy, and mine is all rock hard and not confy and not soft D:
But there totally separate.