You're not funny because that's old and nobody gives a forget anymore.
Also, thius is kind of like masturbating in public. Playing my instrument in public. Gets ladies. 
Masturbating in public won't get you girls, you idiot. Playing instruments is nothing like masturbating.
Get over yourself.
anyone who only knows how to play guitar is a friend/poser.
also every guitarist I know that is younger than 18 is a greasy fat kid. true story
I only really know how to play guitar, but I've been wanting to play piano and bass.
Plus, you can't really call someone a poser if they only have one instrument to play.